Guest Stars: Craig Robinson as Doug Judy, Dirk Blocker as Hitchcock, Joel McKinnon Miller as Scully, Armelia McQueen as Diane, Jose Chavez as Tattoo Guy, London Kim as Norman 'The Barber' Lee, Jake Lockett as Jeff, David Terrell as Eye Witness with hat, Andre L. Walker as Mechanic
Director: Craig Zisk
Terry: Hitchcock called himself Scully by accident.
Hitchcock: I did, but it brought me and Scully closer together.
Rosa: I love getting to know people. It's my jam.
Jake: Doug Judy and I know this guy. You have to trust us!
Rosa: Do I? One of you is a criminal, and the other one is dressed like Steve Harvey.
Captain Holt: How many cars would you say this Pontiac Bandit has stolen?
Jake: 230 that I know of, but the real number could be in the millions.
Captain Holt: You're not very good at math.
Jake: I've been trying to catch the Pontiac Bandit for eight years. You know how many months that is?
Jake: 80. 40. And 6 years, months!
Ray: Do you need a math tutor? Because the department will provide one for you.
Jake: I can't tell if you're being serious.