Guest Stars: Adam Sandler as Himself, Patton Oswalt as Fire Mashall Boone, Fred Armisen as Mlepnos, Joe Theismann as Himself, Dean Winters as Detective Pembroke, Dirk Blocker as Hitchcock, Joel McKinnon Miller as Scully, Danny Belrose as Gus Wimbledon, Steve Brown as Irwin, Nate Bynum as Dantye, Jason Parham as Perp, Nicole Pulliam as Angela D'Beverly, Sean Whalen as Bill Voss
Director: Julie Ann Robinson
Jake: I guess that's your new best friend now, Santiago. Emphasis on "Iago," backstabber.
Amy: I'm surprised you've read Othello.
Jake: What the hell's Othello? I'm calling you the parrot from Aladdin.
Jake: Amy, check it out.
Amy: Nice! You got it framed?
Jake: Of course. It commemorates our victory over the Vulture: the greatest day in human history. Sorry the tear gas made you look like a demon dog at the end of Ghostbusters.
Terry: So we have good news, and we have bad news.
Charles: My Nana always said, "Bad news first because the good news is probably a lie." Fun fact: she made me cry a lot.
Jake: So, I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.
Captain Holt: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?
Jake: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.
Captain Holt: I pity your dentist.
Jake: Joke's on you. I don't have a dentist.
Sergeant Jeffords: Are you familiar with the story of Icarus? He didn't want to quit, he flew too close to the sun, his wax wings melted and he died.