118 - The Apartment Aired February 25, 2014

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Jake's debts finally catch up with him and put him in danger of losing his apartment, unless Gina finds a way to bail him out. Meanwhile, Captain Holt and Sergeant Jeffords hold performance reviews for everybody at the precinct, and Rosa and Boyle have a conflict with one of the weekend officers.

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Guest Stars: Dirk Blocker as Hitchcock, Joel McKinnon Miller as Scully, Matt Walsh as Detective Lohank, Brian Huskey as Mr. Henders, Bob McCracken as Frank Spond, Michael Donovan as Martin Lipstunk, Chuck McCollum as Loan Officer, David Theuene as Hank Berlusconi, Eltony Williams as Clancy Thomas, Peter Janov as Police Officer

Writers: Prentice Penny

Director: Julie Ann Robinson

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Quotes (30)

Holt: I know you'd all rather be at home binge-watching media content.
Jake: Oh, I just started the second season of Media Content. No spoilers!

Rosa: Next time I catch him shaving I'm gonna punch him so hard in the mouth that he bites his own heart.

Sergeant Jeffords: I feel like a proud mama hen whose baby chicks have learned to fly!

Captain Holt: Do you see me as a father figure, Peralta?
Jake: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure, because you're always bothering me.
Sergeant Jeffords: Hey, show your father some respect.
Jake: I didn't call him dad.
Captain Holt: No, no. Jacob, I take it as a compliment.
Boyle: It's not a big deal. I called Vivian mom once and she's my fiance.
Jake: Guys, jump on that. Boyle has psycho-sexual issues.
Amy: Old news. But you calling Holt daddy.
Jake: Hey, daddy is not on the table here.
Suspect: Well, you did call him dad, dude.
Jake: You shut up. You've done nothing but lie since you got here.
Suspect: Okay, I was lying about the hold-up, but the daddy thing that happened.
Jake: Ah-ha. He admitted the alibi was a lie. All part of my crazy, devious plan.
Captain Holt: I believed you-
Jake: Thank you.
Captain Holt: -son. You want to talk about it later over a game of catch?
Jake: I'd like that.

Captain Holt: Santiago!
Amy: Oh no, Santiago in B-flat. You're disappointed.

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