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Quote from the episode The Big House Pt. 2

Amy: This is a dead end. Maybe I should call Seamus Murphy before it's too late.
Captain Holt: I thought we agreed that's a bad idea.
Amy: What other options do we have?
Charles: There is still the podcast.

Quote from the episode USPIS

Charles: Okay, we're looking for room 247, agent Jack Danger.
Jake: Agent Jack danger? Wow, that name is buh-dass.
Charles: Code for badass.
Jake: Yeah.
Charles: So buh-dass.

Quote from the episode Coral Palms Pt. 3

Charles: I can prove it. Look up "Brooklyn detective attacked by birds." You'll see an article with a photo of me.

Quote from the episode NutriBoom

Charles: Jake, piece of advice: just give up. It's the Boyle way. It's why our family crest is a white flag.

Quote from the episode Captain Kim

Jake: Brace yourselves. You're about to look into the face of pure evil.
Captain Julie Kim: Ah, good morning, good morning, good morning. I'm Captain Julie Kim.
Charles: And I'm Chuck. If you want results, stay the hell out of my way. [tosses coffee cup]
Captain Julie Kim: Okay, wow, I guess I know who the office badass is.

Quote from the episode Ransom

Sergeant Jeffords: You know, I bet we could sell this stuff.
Charles: You really think so? [gasps] We can call our company "The Bone Boys." No! "More Bone, Less Moan." No! "Workplace Bone Buds." That's the one. I'm registering it.
Sergeant Jeffords: Ewh, we can name the company later.

Quote from the episode Coral Palms Pt. 3

Jake: Hey, we never really got a chance to say hi.
Amy: Yeah. Hi.
Jake: Hi.
Charles: Oh, my God, everyone, Jake and Amy are going to kiss for the first time in six months. Let those Nicholas Sparks fly.
Jake: So everyone's just gonna watch us?
Charles: Yes! Now get to it, you lovebirds. [appearing between Jake and Amy] Here we go.
Jake: Come on, man. How did you get there so fast?
Charles: Love finds a way.

Quote from the episode Show Me Going

Charles: I can't. I dwell on everything. I'm a dweller. I wake up every morning, I'm worrying about the Zika virus. Why is nobody talking about Zika anymore? There's no way it fixed!

Quote from the episode Captain Latvia

Jake: Did you unbutton another button?
Charles: Eyes up here, Jake. So, did you learn anything, or were you just staring at my body the whole time?

Quote from the episode Full Boyle

Gina: Nice jeans, Charles. Those are surprisingly low-waisted.
Charles: Eyes up here, Gina. I'm more than just a piece of ass.
Gina: Not bad. Not bad.

Quote from the episode The Party

Charles: No, there's no one in my life. *wink* Sort of a sad thing to wink about, I realize now.

Quote from the episode The Tattler

Rosa: Hey. So you know how Alicia and I broke up because she moved to London, then we tried to make it work, but the distance was too much and we broke up again?
Charles: No. The last thing you told me about yourself was that you were bi.

Quote from the episode The Vulture

Charles: You talking oldest bags? Sixty-eight.
Amy: That's not that old.
Charles: No, but I was only twenty.
Jake: Were you even a cop then?
Charles: No, man. It was before I got into the academy.
Rosa: Charles isn't talking about his oldest arrest.
Everybody: Ew!

Quote from the episode Det. Dave Majors

Gina: Yeah, but what's his body like on a scale of Charles to Terry?
Charles: Sorry, buddy.
Sergeant Jeffords: What? I'm the ten!
Charles: Sure you are.

Quote from the episode Pilot

Charles: Yeah, he's a little too serious. What do you think, Rosa?
Rosa: Hmm, seems cool.
Charles: Yeah, seems cool, I agree.

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