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Quote from the episode Yippie Kayak

Jake: Gina, I screwed up. I forgot to get Charles anything.
Gina: Oh, well, I always knew he would die of sadness.

3.5

Quote from the episode Yippie Kayak

Jake: All right, I guess you'll just have to distract him when we get to the store.
Gina: On it. I'll take him to housewares and I'll ask him the difference between a skillet and a frying pan. That'll buy you six hours.

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Quote from the episode Yippie Kayak

Jake: Gina, you just saved Christmas.
Gina: It's what I do. Every damn year.

3.5

Quote from the episode Yippie Kayak

Jake: I don't know, maybe subconsciously I wanted Amy to smell more like you.
Boyle: Okay, little creepy, bud. Coming on a little strong.
Gina: Wow, the tables have really turned.

3.5

Quote from the episode Yippie Kayak

Jake: Gina, you doing okay? You scared?
Gina: I'm scared you won't let me make a flamethrower and use it to throw flames.
Jake: You're right, I will not let you do that.

3.5

Quote from the episode The Swedes

Amy: Astronomy is full of interesting facts. For instance, here's one Hollywood doesn't want you to know. A parsec is actually a measure of distance. One of the many inaccuracies in the Star Trek universe.
Gina: Uh-huh. And what's Star Wars?
Amy: Oh boy.

3.5

Quote from the episode The Swedes

Amy: Okay, let's talk planets. Jupiter is a gas giant.
Gina: So's Hitchcock. How does this help me?

4

Quote from the episode The Swedes

Gina: And how do you know Terrence, space tie?

4

Quote from the episode The Swedes

Amy: Gina, great news.
Gina: Oh no, is Neil deGrasse Tyson here? He will not stop trying to friend me.

3.5

Quote from the episode The Swedes

Gina: My God, you guys are such pathetic nerds. But maybe that's what I need right now. Pathetic nerds.
Okay, You pathetic nerds can help me.
Terry: Thank you?
Gina: You are so welcome.

3.5

Quote from the episode The Swedes

Gina: You just made Earth lame, and that is my house.

3.5

Quote from the episode Ava

Sergeant Jeffords: Listen up. Diaz and I are going to Rikers to interview a guy we think has info on the Douglass Street murders.
Also, IT says the internet is down.
Gina: What? No! I had just clicked a link that said Balloon Boy grew up hot. Now I will never see those pictures.
Rosa: Can't you just use the internet on your phone?
Gina: Bitch, you know I'm out of data.

4

Quote from the episode Ava

Jake: Hey, Gina. I need a top secret favor. Sharon is coming to the precinct and I need your help.
Gina: Uh, it better not be pregnancy-related, 'cause that crap is nasty.
Jake: The miracle of life?
Gina: Dress it up however you want, that's some disgusting animal kingdom nonsense.

4.3

Quote from the episode Ava

Gina: I have made the mistake of looking at the birthing plan and just learned what an episiotomy is. I'm gonna need 90 minutes.

3.7

Quote from the episode Ava

Jake: You stay here and take care of Sharon.
Gina: Ugh. What if she's still pregnant when I get in there?
Jake: Then you'll deal with it.

4

Quote from the episode Ava

Gina: Okay, I found you a pillow.
Full disclosure, it's Scully's hemorrhoid donut.
Sharon: I don't want that near my baby.
Gina: Yeah, that's the right call.

3.3

Quote from the episode Ava

Frederick: No, everything's fine, but I am a little concerned about Sharon's blood pressure. And this is a terrible environment.
Jake: I wouldn't call it terrible.
Frederick: We're surrounded by criminals, there's no bed, and you can hear the faint sound of someone screaming through all the vents.
Gina: That's Hitchcock. His arm's stuck in a pneumatic tube. It's hilarious.

4.5

Quote from the episode Ava

Gina: It's been over an hour. This has to be a record for longest childbirth.

3.3

Quote from the episode Ava

Sergeant Jeffords: And Gina, I know you got past your fears and helped Sharon out.
Gina: I'm so happy for you and I never want to see your daughter or remember this day.

4

Quote from the episode The Mattress

Boyle: Gina. Gina. Gina, I screwed up, big time.
Gina: Charles, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.

4

Quote from the episode The Mattress

Gina: What did you do to my cupcake?
Captain Holt: This is yours? Why on Earth is your cupcake on my chair?
Gina: Because it's very special to me, so I can put it wherever I want. This is your fault. Now you have to buy me a new cupcake.
Captain Holt: This is outrageous.
You expect me to avoid -oh, I see.
Gina: Mm-hmm. Yeah, you do.
The cupcake was Gertie.
Captain Holt: Yes.
Gina: Your butt was Charles's car.
Captain Holt: Yes.
Gina: The chair was the parking space.
Captain Holt: Yes, I get it.
Gina: Your office was the garage.
Captain Holt: Yes, I'm telling you I understand the lesson.
Gina: And I was the brilliant Gina Linetti in both scenarios.

4

Quote from the episode The Mattress

Captain Holt: You don't owe me anything. It was my fault, and I behaved poorly, as Gina made abundantly clear.
Gina: Oh, speaking of, you still owe me $14 for that cupcake.

4.3

Quote from the episode Into the Woods

Gina: What's up? How can I help?
Amy: Well, when I was a kid, I invented a magnetic flashlight clip so I could read under the covers. This clip and I went all around the world together the Shire, Sweet Valley High, Terabithia.
Gina: But never to a friend's house, huh?
Amy: Uncalled for.

3.5

Quote from the episode Into the Woods

Gina: Amy, are you asking me to "She's All That" you?
Amy: I didn't read that. But if it's about helping out a friend, then yes. Please "She's All That" me.
Gina: Okay. But if we're gonna do this, we're gonna do it my way, all right? First I'm going to need to break you down to nothing and then build you back up piece by piece.
Amy: Well, the meeting's tomorrow.
Gina: Well, we'll just break you down to nothing and see what time it is.

3.5

Quote from the episode Into the Woods

Gina: Before we get into your pitch, what are you calling the product?
Amy: The Handless Lighting System, or HLS.
Gina: Sounds like a genetic disorder.

3.5

Quote from the episode Into the Woods

Gina: Now let's talk presentation.
What's your opener?
Amy: Hi, I'm Amy Santiago, and my product will make a real difference. It is the Shoulder Nova.
Gina: My only note is, make it 1000% more captivating.

3.5

Quote from the episode Into the Woods

Gina: Until this moment, there was only darkness. But now there is light. I am Vanessa Santiago, and I'm about to blow your minds.
Amy: You want me to change my name to Vanessa?
Gina: Desperately.

3.5

Quote from the episode Into the Woods

Gina: Hey, sport. You look a little D in the D. D for "down in dumps," respectively.
Amy: Probably easier to just not abbreviate if you have to explain it.
Gina: Agree to D.

3.5

Quote from the episode Into the Woods

Gina: Without product makers like you, us dazzle-doves wouldn't have nothing to shake our wings over.

3.5

Quote from the episode Halloween III

Boyle: So, I see you've been assigned to guard the briefcase too.
Gina: Yup, I'm not supposed to let it or you out of my sight, if that even is you.
Boyle: Ow, that's my face!
Gina: Oh, sorry I thought it was a cheap, rubber mask.

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