Sergeant Jeffords: Guys, uniformed officers found Marvin hiding in a bathroom at the event space. He's in custody. We got him!
Gina: That's great! I hope they give him the chair.

Gina: Can't believe I just escaped death! I haven't felt this alive since I almost got killed by that bus.
Jake: I know, right? What a rush.

Gina: And now, I wanna hear from you, my baby G-Hive! Yes, girl in the mustard sweater.
Menla Park: Hi, Gina. I just quit my job and left my husband who loves parkour more than he loves me. And it's all because of your Gina-mendment: "If the light in your house is dim, change the bulb."
Gina: Yes! I have time for 15 more compliments.

Gina: G-Hive! Are you ready for three new Gina-mandments? Number one, you can be anything you set your mind to as long as you're already great at it! Number two, no one knows you can't take it with you! Be buried with your money. Cha-ching! Number three, if you fall down nine times you gotta reassess your walking, 'cause something's wrong.

Gina: In the beginning, there was nothing. And then God, a woman, said, "Let there be Gina!"

Jake: Well, cyber looked into the threats, and they traced a number of negative comments back to another internet celebrity, Marvin Lennox.
Gina: Marvin Lennox. Yeah, I'm not worried about him. He's an inspirational baker.
Sergeant Jeffords: Inspirational baker? What the hell is that?
Marvin Lennox: [video] A man is like a quiche, and a quiche is only as strong as its crust. What's your crust?
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh, that's exactly what it sounds like.
Gina: Yeah, he's not a threat. He lives in Utah, and again, just to remind you inspirational baker.

Gina: Timothée Chalamet, shimmy-yah, shimmy-yay. Timothée Chalamet, shimmy-yah, shimmy-yay.
Jake: Gina?
Gina: Sorry, I'm doing my vocal warm-up.

Gina: So, Duncs, I have an idea for a second book. It's a memoir, and it's made of memes. So, it's called a meme-oir.

Jake: So what's been going on with you?
Gina: Well, that's actually why I called. It's not a big deal at all, but someone's threatening to murder me.
Jake: What?
Sergeant Jeffords: Damn, Gina!
Gina: I mean, I'm not worried about it in the slightest. Anyone who has an online presence gets meaningless threats. It actually is a sign that I made it.
Sergeant Jeffords: Congrats?
Gina: Thanks. Thank you.

Gina: Jacob! Terrencio! Give Moses a hug!

Gina: No, Italian girl. We are changing the world, for we are the G-Hive. And today we are celebrating our 1 millionth subscriber. Over 1 million people are living their lives according to the Gina-mandments. They're like the Ten Commandments, only there's more and they're better. I would now like to express my gratitude the best way I know how through song.
Gratitude
Grati-tat-tat-tat tatitude! Grati-tat-tat-tat-tatitude!
Gratitude.

Gina: Anyway, I didn't doubt myself for one second. I'm more confident than I've ever been. I was only stalling because there was a shipping delay with my golden statue.
Jake: Ah, that makes sense.
Gina: And even though she looks like she has wet hair and just combed through a deep conditioning treatment, and even though her jeans look cheap and even though she has sausage fingers, I hope it reminds you of me, and I'm gonna miss you. I'll hold now for a five minute applause break. Do it! Please. [everyone claps] Thank you, thank you. Thank you.
Jake: This feels right.
Gina: I love you guys.

Gina: I never have second thoughts. That's the luxury of having great first thoughts.

Rosa: She's definitely still gonna be here.
Charles: No way. She's gone. Hah! Look! Her desk, I told you, it's empty.
Sergeant Jeffords: She's right over there burning stuff.
Gina: I'm just sage-ing. Trying to clear this place of my energy.
Charles: Why?
Sergeant Jeffords: Cold feet.
Gina: No. No one's paying me for my vibes anymore. I'm not trying to give 'em away for free.

Gina: No, I wanted to make sure Holt was familiar with my filing system. I didn't want to leave him in the dark.
Captain Holt: There are no dividers. It's just a big pile of loose papers.
Gina: Okay, yeah, you get it.