Gina: Plus, it's so cool that I got to turn a celebrity away from my party. That was kinda my Gina Moment for me. I've always wanted to do that.

Jake: Hey, Gina! What are you doing? We had A.C. Slater right there and you turned him away?
Gina: And that, Jake, was your Gina Moment.
Jake: What? But that sucked. Why was mine a bad one?
Gina: Because Jake, I wanted you to understand I don't need a celebrity or some crazy venue or a huge good-bye party. This is what I wanted. Just to hang with my friends and have a few drinks and laugh at Charles with his devil sticks until he makes eye contact- You're killing it, bud! You guys are all the splash that I need.

Mario Lopez: So what's up? Can I, uh, come in and get a drink?
Gina: Mm, actually, I'm sorry, the venue's at capacity. There's just too many people inside.
Jake: What?
Mario Lopez: Wait, I was told that this event depended on me. You just begged me, like, an hour ago.
Gina: And now I'm begging you to stop embarrassing yourself 'cause it's not a good shade on you.
Mario Lopez: Are you really not gonna let me in?
Gina: There's nothing I can do, I'm sor- Hey, Scully.
Scully: Hi, Gina. I brought my own pigs in a blanket!
Gina: Dope.
Mario Lopez: Who's that guy?
Gina: Scully. Mario, you gotta calm down. And you gotta walk away. It's over.

Gina: That's so dope, but we don't have time. Mario Lopez is right there in the VIP.
Jake: So, how do we get him to come to your party? Say we're his biggest fans?
Gina: No, Jake. Celebrities despise their fans. You get into entertainment to be removed from general society.

Gina: Wait, I'm confused. Did the Met fall through?
Jake: That place is stuffy and lame. And also, it's $12 million. But the point is, I decided. It was my call.
Sergeant Jeffords: Just have it at Shaw's. It doesn't have to be splashy.
Jake: It's a party for Gina. It absolutely has to be splashy, Terrence.
Gina: Terrence, would you jump into a pool without water? No, the splash is what keeps you alive. Splash is life.

Rosa: Oh, wow. That was really, really sweet.
Gina: Oh, dip! I got Rosa to feel her feelings too? Inadvertent Gina Moment. Two for one. Come in, my babies. Come in.

Gina: All right Amy, it's time. Put the book in the barrel. Let's go.
Amy: No! I can't do it.
Gina: What? I thought you wanted us to change you.
Amy: I thought I did too, but I don't. I like having emotions, okay? This is who I am. You're leaving and that's a really big change and I'm gonna cry about it a lot, okay?
Gina: And there it is. Another flawless Gina Moment.
Amy: What? What's going on?
Gina: Amy, the lesson I wanted to leave you with is to just be yourself. If you want to cry like an idiot for hours on end, just do it. You wanna make a big old ugly book full of all my brilliant thoughts, do it. Do you!

Amy: Gina, I got a little going away present for you. Don't worry. It's nothing big.
Gina: Oh, my goodness. Wow.
Amy: You once said if you ever die, you wanted someone to turn your tweets into a book, so that's what I did.
Gina: Oh, my God. I said so many witty things so fast.
Amy: Yeah.
Gina: Amy, I don't know what to say. This is horrifying.
Amy: What?
Gina: This is way worse than crying. I mean, you put so much work into this. I'm completely uncomfortable. It makes me- Kinda makes me sick.

Amy: Well, I was thinking we could have a ladies lunch today.
Gina: Amy, I wish I could do lunch today, but I'm currently out of town.

Amy: What are you two up to?
Gina: Eh, I'm on my phone and Rosa's just sitting there silently. The "yewzh".

Captain Holt: I was just worried. But I guess after working with you for five years, I should've realized. You know what you're doing.
Gina: Thanks, Captain.
Captain Holt: Have you thought this through?
Gina: Not at all. And yet, checkmate.
Captain Holt: That was completely illegal. That's not at all how the queen moves.
Gina: That's how this queen moves. Checkmate.
Captain Holt: It's against the rules of chess.
Gina: Well, Gina Linetti done reinvented the game.
Captain Holt: Uh, I'm supporting your overall career decision, I'm on board, but you can't assign-
Gina: I won both things. Chess and the argument. This little birdie, she gotta fly the coop. I'm taking this with me as a little remembrance, Sir. Ca-caw! Ca-caw! Ca-caw!

Captain Holt: Even the best laid plans sometimes don't work out.
Gina: They sure don't. And now it's time for Gina's closing thoughts. Just because you wanna do something doesn't mean you get to do it. Life is chaos, success is completely arbitrary, and confidence is everything.

Gina: Nothing bad ever happens to me. I have a crystal in my pocket at all times.
Captain Holt: What about when you got hit by that bus?
Gina: That bus was going 60 miles per hour and here I sit before you completely fine. And you wanna say crystals don't work?

Captain Holt: I'm not saying your dreams are unattainable. But you can pursue them while you're still gainfully employed here at the Nine-Nine. What's the rush to turn your back on stability and a paycheck?
Gina: I don't want stability and a paycheck. I wanna take a risk. Quote: "A bird can never learn to fly if it doesn't leave the nest." End quote. Gina Linetti, right now.

Captain Holt: So what's your plan? Not with chess, with your life moving forward.
Gina: I mean, I could do basically anything. I could come up with a new form of cryptocurrency called GinaCoin, make millions. Could write a YA novel about literally anything, I think, and make millions. I could discover a new type of melon, make millions.