Captain Holt: Oh, that must be the camera crew, here to set up the remote.
Gina: Oh, but you're not ready. This is gonna be like "The King's Speech," before he lost all that weight or whatever. I haven't seen that movie.

John Kelly: So you are doing a TV interview? That's cool.
Captain Holt: Why are you smiling?
Gina: 'Cause he's one of those friendly villains, like the Verizon guy who defected to Sprint.

Rosa: Isn't that the place that Gina is always talking about, because she gets referral rewards points?
Gina: Why, yes, it is. Don't forget to use code GINA30 at checkout.

Gina: So Captain Holt is taking another personal day. In his absence, I will be running things around here.
Sergeant Jeffords: That's not true. I'm in charge.
Gina: Mm, no, it's gonna be more of a Westeros free-for-all, okay? Who will bend a knee?

Rosa: Well, is there any chance the info on in computer was maybe saved to the cloud?
Sergeant Jeffords: I don't know. Gina, was Captain Holt's hard drive backed up to the cloud?
Gina: Yeah.
Sergeant Jeffords: Then why did you let me try to rebuild his computer?
Gina: Because I'm a rascal.

Sergeant Jeffords: Gina. Do you know Captain Holt's password?
Gina: Oh, Terry, just because I know all your passwords doesn't mean I know Captain Holt's.
Sergeant Jeffords: Okay, well, we could probably guess it.
Gina: Why don't you try BaldByChoice or PecMan or MacklemoreEnthusiast?
Sergeant Jeffords: Stop saying my passwords. Damn, Gina. Now Terry's got to update his keychain.

Charles: Gina, what the hell?
Gina: New phone, who dis?
Charles: You can't do that in person. It's Charles. Boyle. Your coworker.
Gina: Oh, hey, Charles.

Charles: I just found out that your mom left my dad. They're getting divorced.
Gina: Eh, they had a good run. Fun fact: The average American marriage lasts fewer than two days.
Charles: That's not true.
Gina: It doesn't have to be. It's commentary.

Charles: Why did you tell your mom to leave my dad, Gina? Is it so bad being a Boyle?
Gina: Yes, it's terrible, but that's not why I did it. My mom was cheating on your dad, so I told her she had to break it off.
Charles: What? Why didn't you tell me?
Gina: Because I didn't want to hurt you or him. She was being disgusting, so I told her she had to end it.
Charles: You were trying to protect us. Gina, you were actually being sweet.
Gina: Uh-doi.

Gina: Ooh, you're still wearing the mask?
Charles: Yeah, to hide my sadness. I'll take it off.
Gina: No, don't. For some reason, it's easier to care about what you say when you look like me.

Gina: I'm gonna go with Holt. Seems like people are pairing off for adventures and we have the best rapport.

Captain Holt: Everything okay?
Gina: Don't know. They only said "Gina" once, and it was kind of in the beginning.

Amy: Boyle, I don't even have a dress.
Charles: You can wear Gina's. I'm sure it's white.
Amy: There's no way Gina was gonna wear a white dress to my wedding.
[later]
Gina: No, I definitely was.
Amy: What?
Gina: I thought you'd just wear a Grey pantsuit or something. I would never wear a Grey pantsuit to your wedding, I promise you that.

Captain Holt: Oh, my.
Gina: What?
Captain Holt: I just got an email from the mayor's office telling me if I'm the next commissioner of the NYPD.
Gina: Well, well, well, finally something to care about today.

Jake: You look beautiful.
Amy: Thank you. This dress is incredible. Gina, this would have been so crazy if you wore this to our wedding.
Gina: I know.