Amy: Look, in my defense, he didn't used to have that man bun. It was just a ponytail.
Gina: I'm just gonna write some of my thoughts down just to let them out, so I don't explode.

Gina: Uh, quick question: If I make fun of Constantine does that count as making fun of you?
Amy: Yes.
Gina: Okay. Can I make fun of you?
Kylie: I'd rather you didn't.
Gina: Well, I have to remove myself from this situation

Amy: Gina, your looks are just as hurtful as your words.
Gina: I'm sorry. I can only control so much. I shouldn't have come back.

Gina: Well, it is officially after midnight, so I can now say whatever I want.
Kylie: Uh-oh.
Gina: Tonight was awesome, and I loved hanging out with your dorks.
Kylie: Aww, yeah. You know, the word "dork" is actually a Celtic word meaning "lungfish".
Gina: Kylie, I'm trying so hard.

Sergeant Jeffords: Bad news, Captain. A water main burst downtown. There's been several injuries.
Captain Holt: Oh, that's unfortunate.
Gina: And the victims are in our blah-blah-blah, but tell him the real tragedy, Terry.
Sergeant Jeffords: Olivia Crawford-
Gina: AKA your main commish competish-
Sergeant Jeffords: Tweeted a statement addressing the water main break, and she's been retweeted by the mayor.

Captain Holt: Anyway, I don't see how this is bad news.
Gina: Because the commissioner race, like all of life, is a popularity contest, and Olivia is sitting at the hot senior table whilst you are eating lunch alone.

Captain Holt: This is ridiculous. This has nothing to do with police work.
Sergeant Jeffords: Exactly. It's about being noticed, and right now, no one is noticing you.
Gina: I didn't even realize we were talking to a third party, presently.

Gina: And when you tweet again, you should probably stop communicating in numbers, kay?
Captain Holt: There's a 0% chance of that.

Captain Holt: Apparently, one of the candidates for commissioner tweeted a picture of the water main break and accidentally included a link to his favorite pornographic website-
Gina: Mm.
Captain Holt: Cosplay-butts-n-boobs.com.
Gina: Amateur move. You should never copy-paste if you're a perv.

Rosa: Where's Holt? He told me to come in here.
Gina: Nope. That was me. I've been recording his voice for the past two years, and now I have a soundboard where I can make him say anything I want. Check it out.
Diaz. I. Need. To. See. You. In. The. Briefing. Room. Now.

Gina: You know what, men are difficult because they're all secretly monsters, but now that I know you're bi, that changes everything. I know so many great women.

Rosa: I'm sorry. I just don't think this is something you're good at.
Gina: What? The only thing I'm not good at is modesty, because I'm great at it.

Gina: Well, what happened to Becky?
Rosa: Who?
Gina: The girl you were seeing whose name you wouldn't tell us so we just started calling her Becky.

Gina: Pretty cool, right? Watch this.
Milk. Milk. Lemonade. Around. The. Corner. Fudge. Is. Made.
Rosa: That is amazing.
Gina: Isn't it?

Gina: [using her Captain Holt soundboard] Hey. Diaz. Enjoy. Having. Sexual. Fun.
With. Linetti's. Lesbian. Friend. Get. Some. Get. Some. Get. Some.