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Quote from the episode The Last Day (Part 2)

Amy: Hey, can I talk to you for a sec? I just want you to know that I don't care if you end up with anyone or get married or whatever. I just want you to be happy.
Rosa: I am happy. I'm making a difference, I've got great friends. Also, I'm moving in with my girlfriend, Debra. She is amazing. She makes me feel whole.
Amy: Oh, really?
Rosa: Oh, my God, this is too easy. No, I don't want to settle down.
Amy: Right. I'm sorry, sorry.
Rosa: It's fine. I'm just messing with you. It's crazy you're leaving. We spent a lot of time here.
Amy: Yeah, we did. I'm really happy it was with you.
Rosa: Same here. I love you.
Amy: I love you too. [glasses clink]

Quote from the episode The Last Day (Part 2)

Rosa: So, my plan was simple. The best way to win is to sit back, watch everyone else, and then choose your moment. But to do that, I needed people to think I was gone.
Gina: It's a trick she learned from me. [lisping] During the fourth heist, universally considered the best heist.
Rosa: You were so eager to think I'd drop everything and chase after Adrian.
Amy: So you don't want to end up with Pimento?
Rosa: No, but you believed it because you all think for someone to be happy, their story has to end with marriage and kids.
Amy: I mean, I believed it because you told me and I trust you.
Rosa: Whatever, breeder.

Quote from the episode The Last Day (Part 2)

Rosa: Hey, can I talk to you? I have a question.
Amy: Is it will I ever forgive you for betraying me and abandoning me in a car?
Rosa: No, I have no questions about that interaction. It was funny and I'm pleased with how it played out. This isn't about the heist. What did you think about, um, me and Pimento as a couple?
Amy: Oh, uh, I don't know. You guys always made me a little uncomfortable. There weren't a lot of boundaries.
Rosa: Is this about that time we smashed in your car?
Amy: You did? Which car?
Rosa: All of them. And once in your dad's Miata.

Quote from the episode The Last Day (Part 1)

Amy: Okay, so this truck is a fortress on wheels and we are not getting in there without an intricate plan.
Rosa: I was just gonna jump on it as it drives by.
Amy: Yeah, okay.
Rosa: Dope.
[later:]
Amy: Here she comes.
Rosa: Copy. [jumps on van]
Amy: That was crazy! Now how are you gonna get in? [Rosa pulls out an axe] Right, every woman should own an axe. [brakes screech] What the hell just happened?

Quote from the episode The Last Day (Part 1)

Rosa: I lost the tube. Can't even stand on top of a fast-moving truck that suddenly slams on its brakes. What's wrong with you, Rosa?

Quote from the episode The Last Day (Part 1)

Scully: It's a new machine. It's beautiful!
Captain Holt: "His replacement fits the bill."
Amy: The slots aren't labeled. How do we know what to press?
Captain Holt: Well, a vending machine code is usually a letter followed by a double-digit number. Jeffords is being sentimental.
[Rosa screams as she smashes the glass with a fire extinguisher]
Jake: Holy [bleep].
Rosa: Got it.
Captain Holt: For the record, it was gonna be B-9-9.
Rosa: Nobody cares. My thing was better.

Quote from the episode Renewal

Charles: Oh, no.
Kevin: Cheddar.
Charles: Oh, hi, Kevin. Found Cheddar.
Kevin: Oh, my God, Raymond is on a case.
Rosa: [to Cheddar] You sick son of a bitch.

Quote from the episode Renewal

Charles: See? Cheddar almost blew our cover. I told you not to mess with him.
Rosa: Charles, he smelled food and he wanted to eat it. He's a dog, not a super villain.
Charles: I don't know, he's really staring you down right now.
Rosa: Oh, yeah?
Charles: Yeah.
Rosa: Watch this. [stares at Cheddar] [Cheddar whines] Sucker.

Quote from the episode Game of Boyles

Amy: What the hell are you doing? Why are you trying to get Holt and Kevin to break up?
Rosa: I'm trying to get Holt and Kevin back together. He and Kevin are perfect for each other. He just needs to realize that. Once he sees what other trash is out there, he's gonna go running straight back into Kevin's arms, just like in a Nancy Meyers movie.
Amy: So you still love Nancy Meyers?
Rosa: I will never turn my back on Nancy Meyers.
Amy: Okay. I'm in. Let operation "Lucky Number Kevin" begin.
Rosa: I'm out.
Amy: No, no, no. We don't have to call it that.

Quote from the episode Game of Boyles

Amy: [to Holt] Or it's about saving your marriage. You should make a grand romantic gesture.
Rosa: Ugh, so dumb.
Amy: Seriously? From the woman who loves Nancy Meyers movies?
Rosa: Yeah. Here's what I've learned as a PI. People suck, everyone cheats, and love is an illusion. Nancy Meyers is a fool, and Holt should start dating.
Both: What?
Rosa: You heard me. It's the only way you're gonna beat Kevin.
Captain Holt: I'm thinking about it. I'm considering it, and I've decided. I'm in. [Amy gasps]

Quote from the episode The Set Up

Frank O'Sullivan: What's going on here?
Rosa: Uh, nothing.
Frank O'Sullivan: Nothing? I distinctly remember you saying we were moving on to shots. And yet you bring us more beers? You got to do a better job than that, Santiago.
Rosa: Right, right, I guess we'll just have to shoot these, then.
Frank O'Sullivan: Yes, we will!

Quote from the episode The Set Up

Rosa: I'm so drunk. He's had beers, and he's not even slurring his words.
Amy: Well, I feel better. I had some floor pretzels. Let's switch places again.
Rosa: Yes, two of us can outdrink that son of a bitch.

Quote from the episode The Set Up

Captain Holt: Interesting, you two are sure you want to be involved with this?
Rosa: Investigating O'Sullivan? Yeah, that dude sucks. He tried to blackmail me.
[flashback:]
Frank O'Sullivan: If you don't stop harassing my officers, I will release proof that you are bisexual.
Rosa: Already came out.
Frank O'Sullivan: Oh, come on. You can't blackmail anyone anymore.

Quote from the episode The Set Up

Rosa: So you lost a Speed That sucks. At least you didn't have a Sister Act taken from you.
[flashback:]
Captain Holt: Bracco confessed. The undercover operation is over.
Rosa: But I just got a spot in the choir.
[present:]
Jake: Wait, is that the real reason you left the force?
Rosa: It didn't help.

Quote from the episode PB & J

Doug Judy: So what you want to talk about?
Jake: Nothing. We're not talking anymore. [phone ringing] No. No, no, no. No phone call for you.
Doug Judy: She's calling for you.
Jake: Yeah, it was gonna be another fun road trip surprise. But you don't deserve it.
Doug Judy: [answers phone] Sup, Rosa?
Rosa: [sings] ♪ Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy ♪
Jake: No, no, no, no, there's no singing for him now.
Rosa: But you made me learn such a long song. It has 35 verses and no chorus.
Jake: I know. I'm sorry. But plans have changed.
Rosa: [on the phone] Let me guess. Doug wasn't excited about prison and now he's trying to escape?
Jake: Yes.
Doug Judy: You know it.
Rosa: [laughs] Good luck, Doug.

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