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Quote from the episode The Last Day (Part 2)

Captain Holt: You want to know if it's real? Open your gift and find out.
Sergeant Jeffords: A bag of fish?
Captain Holt: What? No. It's supposed to be your captain's bars.
Jake: The fish are my present to Scully. They're the kind that eat the dead skin off your feet.
Scully: Ooh, they're gonna have a feast tonight.

Quote from the episode The Last Day (Part 2)

Hitchcock: I missed you, bud.
Scully: I missed you too. [they hug]
Hitchcock: [sniffs] Mmm. You got wing sauce on your collar.
Scully: I left it there for you.

Quote from the episode The Last Day (Part 1)

Captain Holt: We have to go fix this. Your career is more important than a game. Scully, you're in charge of the heist until I get back. Keep an eye on that tube.
Scully: Yes! Hitchcock, this is our chance to show everyone what we're made of... [picks up tablet] Oh, it's you. Donkey Scully, go find Hitchcock.

Quote from the episode The Last Day (Part 1)

Captain Holt: Let's be honest, we're not young men.
Scully: Speak for yourself. My doctor said I'm in my twilight years.
Captain Holt: That means you're close to death.
Scully: But it has such a pretty name.

Quote from the episode The Last Day (Part 1)

Jake: Holt will be playing with Norm Scully.
Rosa: His name is Norm?
Scully: My name is Norm?
Captain Holt: We don't have to break into teams this year.
Scully: You're lucky. Hitchcock's with me, so you're actually getting two partners.
Hitchcock: [on video call] Three if you include my donkey friend. Say hello to the team, Donkey Scully.
Scully: He named him after me!

Quote from the episode The Last Day (Part 1)

Captain Holt: Enough talk. I'm getting that tube. Where'd it go?
Sergeant Jeffords: That tube has been whisked off to a secret location which only I know. And since I'm not competing, I've agreed to help out. I designed the first part of the heist to be a scavenger hunt through memorable moments from the last eight years. It's a trip down memory lane.
Scully: Not a problem. I have the memory of a... the thing with the big nose and ears.
Charles: Prince Charles.
Jake: No.

Quote from the episode The Set Up

Scully: What the heck? This isn't my order.
Sergeant Jeffords: What, did they give you sour straws instead of sour ropes? I specifically said...
Scully: No, it's just apples! Terry, you sick son of a bitch.

Quote from the episode The Set Up

Sergeant Jeffords: Scully, it's our favorite time of year. Cagney and Lacey's annual school candy drive! I took the liberty of duplicating your order from last year. Simply sign at the X, and I'll get it placed for you.
Scully: Oh, about that, I don't know if I'm gonna buy anything from you this year.
Sergeant Jeffords: What? But we've been in business together since pre-K.
Charles: I know, but there's someone else.
Sergeant Jeffords: Someone else?
Scully: It's not you. It's me. My taste in candy changed.
Sergeant Jeffords: Look, everyone goes through rough patches, but we can't give up. You owe it to Cagney and Lacey.
Scully: Please don't bring the kids into this.
Sergeant Jeffords: The kids are a part of it whether you like it or not. Who are you buying from? Tell me, now!
Charles: The other man is me. Nikolaj is selling candy this year, too.
Sergeant Jeffords: You're cheating on me with Boyle?

Quote from the episode Balancing

Scully: Oh, Amy, what is that enchanting new perfume?
Amy: It's syrup, Scully.
Scully: And it is working. Hmm-hmm.
Jake: I think you just made Scully horny.
Amy: Ugh.

Quote from the episode Balancing

Amy: What happened?
Jake: Is Mac okay?
Scully: Mac's fine. It's me. There was one unpadded corner, and I stubbed my toe real bad. Look.
Both: Ugh!
Jake: Oh, God!
Scully: I'm sorry, I got to go to the hospital.
Jake: Yeah, immediately, for so many reasons.

Quote from the episode Blue Flu

Captain Holt: Wait. I may not have to deal with you. Santiago, how's prong two looking?
Amy: Well, the good news is the Scully-and-Hitchcocks actually work well together.
Captain Holt: That is good news.
Amy: The bad news is it's at making a back-scratch circle.
Scully: I always wondered what it would be like to have a tight-knit work family. Nine-Nine!
All: Nine-Nine!

Quote from the episode Blue Flu

Amy: These are pedometers, which will prove that you're actually walking your beat. [detectives groan] But whoever gets the most steps in will receive seven days of overtime. Therefore, you'll be one week closer to retirement.
Scully: And one week closer to a couple's massage with your best friend on his sex barge. [detectives cheering]

Quote from the episode Blue Flu

Amy: I need your help. Our arrests are still way down. But according to the pedometers, our Hitchcock-and-Scullys are out there logging miles on the beat. How are they not seeing crimes?
Hitchcock: [on video call] How do you know they're walking?
Amy: I just told you... Their pedometer numbers are through the roof.
Scully: Oh, poor, simple Amy. It's like you've ever had to mess with a medical device in order to trick your life insurance agent. Watch and learn.
[cut to Scully and Amy standing outside a massage chair store filled with police officers:]
Amy: They're just using the massage chairs to jiggle their pedometers.
Hitchcock: Life always finds a way.
Amy: To do what?
Scully: To do nothing.

Quote from the episode Blue Flu

Captain Holt: The union made it up as a power move. O'Sullivan wants me to issue a statement of public support for the officer, to give them all extra hazard pay and to wear this "Never Forget Burrito" ribbon.
Scully: Weird. It's the exact same color as my Color Blind Awareness ribbon.
Captain Holt: No, it isn't.

Quote from the episode The Lake House

Scully: Oh, hey, Amy. Starting round three. You wanna try New Mexico-style Chile Verde?
Amy: Uh, my hands are kind of full here, Scully.
Scully: I can toss it to you. [throws chip]
Amy: Wha... Scully, don't throw chips at my baby!

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