Amy: Actually, it technically wasn't just one night.
Rosa: Explain.
Amy: Well, he caught me trying to sneak out the next morning, and then he started crying, so I hugged him, and while we were hugging, um, his mom FaceTimed, and he introduced me as his girlfriend.
Gina: Okay, so then right after the call, you broke up with him, ended it.
Amy: Uhh-
Rosa: How long were you with crying wedding-band man bun?
Amy: Not that long. I doubt he even remembers me.
Constantine: Oh, my God. Amy Santiago. Ladies and gentlemen, the love of my life is here.
Amy: Three months. We dated for three months.