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The Vulture

'The Vulture' - Season 1, Episode 5

Jake is close to solving a case when a detective from Special Crimes takes over, just in time to claim the credit. Meanwhile, Captain Holt and Gina trick Terry in to returning to a shooting range.

Air Date: October 15, 2013.

Quote from Jake

Rosa: Come on, Peralta! Holt said to use the whole team. We all want this solved.
Jake: I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.

4.8

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Holt: Still waiting, sergeant.
Terry: It's just, the target looks exactly like a friend of mine. It's freaking me out.
Holt: You have a friend, who's just a silhouette?
Terry: Yes!

4.6

Quote from Gina

Gina: Gina's authentic stolen police badges. How can I help?
Gina: Hey, it's Peralta. Oh, hey, Jake.
Jake: Hey, do you carry a hair dryer in your purse?
Gina: Of course. I'm not an animal.

4

Quote from Charles

Charles: What if we wrap his motorcycle in plastic wrap and melt it with a hair dryer? Little trick I learned in gift basket making class.

4

Quote from Gina

Gina: I wanna get certified. There has been a ton of crime in my neighborhood. And the cops in my precinct are very bad.
Captain Holt: You live in our precinct.
Gina: Yeah, I know.

4

Quote from Charles

Jake: Did Nancy Drew solve a lot of murders?
Charles: Yep, she did. Murder on Ice, Recipe for Murder. Nancy was a wonderful detective. I wanted to be her when I grew up.
Jake: Thanks, Charles. That's helpful.

3.8

Detective Pembroke: I mean, what was it with Diaz's last "impossible" extortion case? What was it? Six hours?
Rosa: That's because it was 98% solved.
Detective Pembroke: The last 2%'s the hardest to get. That's why they leave it in the milk.
Jake: What?

3.5

Quote from Charles

Boyle: You talking oldest bags? Sixty-eight.
Amy: That's not that old.
Boyle: No, but I was only twenty.
Jake: Were you even a cop then?
Boyle: No, man. It was before I got into the academy.
Rosa: Charles isn't talking about his oldest arrest.
*Everybody: Eww!*

3.5

Quote from Charles

Jake: Man you had sex with a sixty-eight year old when you were in your twenties?
Boyle: You know how it is. When you have the chance to bed an older woman, you-
Jake: No, that is not an older woman, that's an old woman. That's someone's grandma.
Boyle: She was actually. That how I met her. Went to college with her grandson, Marvin.
Don't knock it until you try it. She had a replacement hip with some serious torque. It was like having sex with a Transformer.
Jake: That is no one's fantasy.

3.5

Quote from Charles

Jake: Somebody's going to have to go down there. Someone with narrow shoulders.
Boyle: No, I have broad shoulders. I have narrow hips, but broad shoulders.

3.5

Quote from Amy

Jake: Give me your hair dryer.
Rosa: What?
Amy: What are you talking about?
Jake: Don't you carry one in your purse?
Amy: Have you ever met a human woman?

3.4

Quote from Jake

Jake: I'm about to solve this case, meet the mayor, then sell my life rights to Channing Tatum so he can play my less attractive brother in the ensuing film.

3.3

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