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48 Hours

'48 Hours' - Season 1, Episode 7

When Jakes arrests a suspect with little evidence, the squad has 48 hours to collect enough proof to make the charges stick or they must release him. Meanwhile, Charles judges a pie contest when Rosa and Gina argue over the best pie in town, and the Captain helps Terry deal with his brother-in-law.

Air Date: November 5, 2013.

Quote from Captain Holt

Terry: He makes me feel so small!
Raymond: Well, who cares what he thinks? You're a police sergeant! You're a grown man!
Now take your nap. And if I see the lights on in here, I'm going to be very disappointed in you.

4.6

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Rosa: Is that a nightgown?
Terry: That's mine. It's a T-shirt from my fat phase.
Jake: "If at first you don't secede, try try again."
Terry: You're that big, you buy anything that fits. A lot of fat guy clothes have racist overtones.

3.8

Quote from Amy

Jake: I want to brush my teeth.
Charles: Jake, it's been in my mouth!
Amy: That's the grossest thing I've ever heard!
Jake: That's the grossest thing you've ever heard? You caught a guy on the subway with a bag of human ears!
Amy: Your thing's grosser.

3.8

Quote from Scully

Scully: Hi guys. There's good news and there's bad news. The bad news is my salt water taffee place was closed.
Captain Holt: And the good news?
Scully: Whitman's checked out. Security footage from Torque shows he was there.
Jake: That's not good news. That's bad news.
Scully: Right, that is bad news. It's on me. Sorry.

3.8

Quote from Jake

Jake: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.
Rosa: You people already know too much about me.
Jake: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.

3.7

Quote from Amy

Rosa: Is this why you were getting make-up tips from the prostitute in the holding cell?
Amy: I just wanted to know how she got such smoky eyes. Turns out it was an STD rash.

3.5

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: I know everyone's mad at Peralta for ruining their weekend.
Jake: But?
Captain Holt: That was it. I was just demonstrating for Detective Peralta what a fact is.

3.5

Quote from Gina

Gina: You think you can just bully people, but you can't. It's not okay. I'm the bully around here. Ask anyone.

3.5

Quote from Captain Holt

Jake: You slept in your office and you look exactly the same. How?
Captain Holt: What are you talking about? My hair is a mess.

3.5

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Boyle: How long were we asleep?
Sergeant Jeffords: Just long enough for me to squeeze in a quick work out. So like three hours.

3.5

Quote from Charles

Charles: You just graduated pie school, bitches.
Sorry I said bitches, I'm just really worked up.

3.5

Quote from Jake

Captain Holt: Every one's tired, Peralta, they just want to go home.
Jake: Yeah, but I have to prove I'm not selfish so I don't care what they want.
That sounded bad.

3.5

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: You can crash on my couch. I even downloaded you some whale songs.

3.5

Quote from Gina

Gina: Do whatever you want, but most women don't really like it when dudes lie to them. Except for me, but I'm wired to thrive on dysfunction.

3.3

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Terry: I ended up doing twenty-five minutes of sleep chin-ups of muscle memory alone. Tired Terry still gets after it. That's all I'm saying.

3.3

Quote from Jake

Jake: A couple of quick announcements. First, I met our night janitor, Ronald. If any of you are missing hand sanitizer: he drank it!

3

Quote from Jake

Jake: Just promise me you won't use the condoms in the secret pocket of your purse, okay? They're expired.
Amy: How do you know what's in my purse?
Jake: I needed concealer for a zit!

3

Quote from Charles

Gina: You tried both pies, you know mine is better. But you're scared to tell Rosa because you're into her.
Boyle: What? That is not true. Okay. I don't even like food.
Gina: What?
Boyle: Who's Rosa? You're the scared one!

3

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: I know you're all tired, but don't forget why we're here.
Jake: Because we're dedicated detectives.
Captain Holt: Because Peralta jumped the gun.

3

Quote from Charles

Boyle: What are you doing? Holt said you didn't have to come in. You don't even come in on days you have to work.

3

Quote from Gina

Gina: Ha, put it in the suck it, bucket.

3

Quote from Captain Holt

Jake: Will you at least tell Hitchcock to go home? His mouth smells like rotten trout milk.
Captain Holt: Is there such a thing?
Jake: I'm just telling you what it smells like.
Captain Holt: Get out.

2.8

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