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Fancy Brudgom

'Fancy Brudgom' - Season 1, Episode 20

When Charles picks Jake as his best man, Peralta tries to convince him to stand up to Vivian. Meanwhile, Gina and Amy help Terry adhere to a new diet, while Holt forces Rosa to apologize to an officer she humiliated.

Air Date: March 11, 2014.

Quote from Gina

Terry: All right, gang. Diet day 4. How's everyone holding up?
Gina: Honestly, I'm going to last forever. You hear that bitches? I'm gonna last forever.

4.8

Quote from Gina

Gina: It's a sloppy Jessica. Mac n cheese, chili, pizza on a bun. Its everything I've wanted to eat for the last 48 hours.
Sergeant Jeffords: What happened? I thought you were gonna 'last forever bitches.'
Gina: Turns out I gave up easy. You hear that bitches? I gave up so easy.

4.7

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Captain Holt: You're all in perfect shape.
Sergeant Jeffords: You can always be healthier, sir.
Santiago: And I like the challenge.
Sergeant Jeffords: Plus it's good team building. We're gonna get through this together. Hey guys, pro tip. Lick the baggie. There's food molecules in there.

4.3

Quote from Jake

Jake: I was hoping that my best man duties would be all whisky and cigars, but this is Charles we're talking about so we've got two straight days of wedding planning, plus he gave me this to prep. Fancy Brudgom. It means fancy groom in Danish. According to Charles the Danes throw the most beautiful weddings in the world and the most violent funerals.

4.3

Quote from Jake

Peralta: Come on. Show me what you got.
Boyle: Fred Astaire. Gene Kelly.
Peralta: Liberace. Diane Keaton.

4

Quote from Jake

Boyle: Vivian got a job in suburban Ottawa. She wants me to retire from the NYPD and go with her.
Jake: Retire? We're supposed to die on the force together. Me in a big explosion and you committing suicide at my funeral out of respect.
Boyle: I know.

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Quote from Gina

Gina: Hey, superstar. Why the long fart? Ooh, I meant face. Why the long face?
Sergeant Jeffords: Keep walking, Linetti.

4

Quote from Jake

Peralta: There he is. My groom!
Boyle: Hello my big, beautiful BM.
Peralta: Best man. Just best man is fine.

3.8

Quote from Captain Holt

Rosa: I've been working on a letter to send him.
Captain Holt: Yes. I saw a draft of it on your desk.
Rosa: What did you think?
Captain Holt: It was so horrifying I had to destroy the whole pad.

3.8

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Captain Holt: What's going on? Why do you all have matching bags?
Sergeant Jeffords: We're doing a diet together. My wife found it. She heard about it at Mommy and Me graphic design. Wait, it might have been toddler karate.

3.5

Quote from Charles

Peralta: Hot! Hot! Spicy cake. Why?
Boyle: That's Habanero pepper frosting because our marriage is going to sizzle.

3.5

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Amy: Sorry? You bumbling son of a bitch. You just ruined my life. I hope you get hit by a truck and a dog takes a dump on your face.
Sergeant Jeffords: Nothing to see here. Just a little hypoglycaemic rage. Move along.

3.5

Quote from Amy

Amy: This diet is very scientific, sir. All the meals are pre-planned and delivered to your doorstep.
Gina: This is our breakfast.
Captain Holt: An orange wedge, three cashew nuts and a solitary grape.
Amy: It's actually more than you realize. Sometimes I can't even finish all of the grape.

3.5

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: You embarrassed Officer Dietmore in front of his peers. He submitted an official complaint against you.
Rosa: Did he fill it out in crayon?
Captain Holt: No. But he did use a green pen, which seems crazy to me.

3.5

Quote from Gina

Terry: Go back inside!
Gina: Are you talking to us or the farts?

3.5

Quote from Charles

Charles: Okay, be kind. I don't have a model's body like you.

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