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The Jimmy Jab Games

'The Jimmy Jab Games' - Season 2, Episode 3

When a foreign president's motorcade is delayed and the Captain and Terry leave for a meeting, Jake launches the "Jimmy Jab Games". Meanwhile, Captain Holt and Terry must argue for funding of a new drug task force from Holt's nemesis, Deputy Chief Madeline Wuntch.

Air Date: October 12, 2014.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Sergeant Jeffords: Sir, if you ask me, you're acting like a real Victor Emmanuel III.

4.3

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Captain Holt: This is war, Sarge, the War on Wuntch.
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh good, you've named it.

4.3

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: I don't want to sound dramatic, but today has been sub-optimal. That doesn't leave this office.

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Quote from Gina

Sergeant Jeffords: Apparently he's on an important call with the Albanian president.
Amy: Is that Bujar Nishani or is it still Bamir Topi?
Gina: Oh, Aims, let me check. Mmm, it just says no one likes you.

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Quote from Amy

Jake: Rosa has this dumb rule about not mixing work with personal stuff.
Amy: That's actually not a bad policy. I once gave my aunt a jaywalking ticket and things really deteriorated between us.

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Quote from Charles

Charles: Are you blackmailing me? I don't have any money, Hitchcock. I'm still paying my uncle's funeral bills. I rear-ended the hearse. It was a mess.

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Quote from Jake

Jake: Ugh, motorcade duty is so boring. I honestly would rather sit around and listen to you talk about the right way to make paella.
Boyle: There's more than one right way to make paella. There are ten right ways. You've got Valencian, modern Valencian.
Jake: Wait, stop. I've made a terrible mistake.

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Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: So we're just supposed to wait until it turns into an epidemic. You're like the League of Nations in '36: just hoping the Abyssinian crisis to resolves itself.
Deputy Chief Wuntch: That's the lesson you draw from the fall of Addis Ababa? Raymond, you sound so naive.
Captain Holt: And you sound just like Victor Emmanuel III.

3.8

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: We're here are about a new and very potent for ecstasy that has surfaced in our precinct; street name, giggle pig.
Deputy Chief Wuntch: Hmm, an embarrassing blight growing right under your nose. Not unlike that moustache you had when we first met.
Captain Holt: That moustache was era-appropriate.

3.8

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: You think that semi-colon was a mistake? No, it was a juicy piece of bait, and she unhinged her jaw and swallowed it whole.

3.8

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Do you want to hear the funniest thing ever? I also split an infinitive and she didn't notice.

3.8

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: More importantly, Wuntch got served. Oh my god, Wuntch sounds like lunch. Oh, this opens up so many new avenues.

3.7

Quote from Jake

Jake: I don't have feelings for Amy any more. So, time for me to get out there and spread my -
Charles: legs.
Jake: - wings. Get out there and spread my legs?!

3.5

Quote from Jake

Jake: Three hours with no Holt or Terry. Do you know what this means?
Boyle: Makeovers?
Jake: No, Charles.

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Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Is that how you plan on sitting? Leaning back like a matinee-goer? Madeline will eat you alive. That's no better. Hands folded on your lap like a pervert?

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Quote from Gina

Gina: Oh, Boyle, I love that you're trying to up your sex game, but strength is not your issue. Stop humming. And it does not turn me on when you bend over and back up into me.

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Quote from Charles

Boyle: Urgh, I can't do this to my mouth. She's the love of my life.

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Quote from Charles

Boyle: Did you check out the videocamera?
Hitchcock: Yeah, I'm gonna take it home and videotape the top of my head. I think I might be thinning up there.

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