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Yippie Kayak

'Yippie Kayak' - Season 3, Episode 10

Jake, Charles and Gina are involved in a real-life "Die Hard" situation while off-duty on Christmas Eve, and Terry must leave his family celebration to try to save his squad. Meanwhile, Amy tries to prove she’s just as tough as Holt and Rosa.

Air Date: December 13, 2015.

Quote from Rosa

Captain Holt: Diaz, are we still on for the polar bear swim tonight?
Rosa: It's either that or go carolling with my family, so yeah. I'd rather walk into the freezing ocean.

4.3

Quote from Amy

Amy: Shut your dumb poem mouth!

4.3

Quote from Captain Holt

Amy: You guys think I'm some kind of wimp, but I'm not. I'm tough and I'm strong, and I love to splash around in chilly water.
Captain Holt: It's not chilly. It's as cold as the waters of Cocytus, the frozen lake of hell.

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Quote from Gina

Jake: All right, I guess you'll just have to distract him when we get to the store.
Gina: On it. I'll take him to housewares and I'll ask him the difference between a skillet and a frying pan. That'll buy you six hours.

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Quote from Jake

Jake: Oh my God, it's real life Die Hard. I mean, oh, no, crime.

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Quote from Jake

Jake: So, just to recap, you left an unmarked package on a police captain's desk on a random Monday with a suspicious message written on it that looked like it was scrawled by a crazy person.
Amy: Uh-huh.
Captain Holt: Bomb. There's a bomb. Everyone out! Let's go. This is not a drill.
Jake: Great gift, babe.

3.5

Quote from Gina

Jake: Gina, I screwed up. I forgot to get Charles anything.
Gina: Oh, well, I always knew he would die of sadness.

3.5

Quote from Jake

Jake: I was just so focused on Amy's gift that I completely spaced, and his present to me was so personal. Okay, think, what does Charles love? Gross food, tan pants, Masterchef Junior. Ooh, I could call up one of those kids and offer them a free trip to New York.
Gina: I wouldn't do that.
Jake: Right, because I'm a stranger and I shouldn't be luring them out of state. Good call.

3.5

Quote from Amy

Amy: This one thinks July 18th is mid-July!

3.5

Quote from Amy

Amy: I'll see you there. I can't wait to dunk my junk.

3.5

Quote from Charles

Jake: It's also not necessary to touch my face.
Boyle: It's Christmas. A time for friendship.

3.5

Quote from Gina

Jake: Gina, you just saved Christmas.
Gina: It's what I do. Every damn year.

3.5

Quote from Gina

Jake: I don't know, maybe subconsciously I wanted Amy to smell more like you.
Boyle: Okay, little creepy, bud. Coming on a little strong.
Gina: Wow, the tables have really turned.

3.5

Quote from Jake

Jake: Charles, did you call this into dispatch?
Boyle: Yes, but I can't get in touch with anyone from the Nine-Nine.
Jake: Right. Amy, Rosa and Holt are having the time of their lives thrashing around in the frozen filthy ocean.

3.5

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Terry: This better be an emergency. There better be a gun to your head.
Jake: Charles, Gina and I are in a hostage situation.
Terry: Oh, God. I shouldn't have said the gun thing. Terry regrets the way he answered the phone.

3.5

Quote from Jake

Jake: We're at Goodwins. There are multiple gun men. They've blocked all the exits. They've taken the security guards hostage and we're looking for a place to hide. It's awesome.
Terry: Awesome?
Jake: Awesomely serious. I am not enjoying this no matter how much it is 100% my favorite movie come to life.

3.5

Quote from Jake

Terry: The important thing is keep Gina safe. You have a civilian with you. I'm on the way.
Jake: Cool. Oh, also, bring a pic of yourself in a towel coming out of the shower. Can't explain why. Okay, gotta go, bye.

3.5

Quote from Jake

Jake: This is my John McClane moment.

3.5

Quote from Gina

Jake: Gina, you doing okay? You scared?
Gina: I'm scared you won't let me make a flamethrower and use it to throw flames.
Jake: You're right, I will not let you do that.

3.5

Quote from Jake

Jake: All right, we're outnumbered and unarmed. If we're gonna get Gina back, we're gonna need weapons. This place sells hammers, wrenches-
Boyle: Do they sell plants? Because some of that potting soil is very toxic if ingested in large quantities.
Jake: So, you want to feed the bad guys a lot of soil?
Boyle: Force feed them.
Jake: Okay, that's a good idea that I will definitely consider.

3.5

Quote from Jake

Boyle: How are going to get past them without a gun fight?
Jake: I'll tell you how John McClane would do it. The vents.
Boyle: Ah, blast the A/C, they get chilly, they leave to find sweaters.
Jake: No, we're gonna climb through them.
Boyle: Even better. Classic use of vents.

3.5

Quote from Charles

Boyle: Ho, ho, ho, Jake. Special delivery from Santa's elf. Merry Christmas.
"Heart Attack Soda"
Jake: Holy crap. I love this stuff. You know, technically it's just carbonated fudge.
Boyle: I know.
Jake: I thought they banned it.
Boyle: Not in Syria. They use it to induce labor in goats.

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Quote from Charles

Charles: Greek? I don't trust the way the Greeks dance.
Jake: No one does.

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