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Quote from Jake in the episode Yippie Kayak

Boyle: How are going to get past them without a gun fight?
Jake: I'll tell you how John McClane would do it. The vents.
Boyle: Ah, blast the A/C, they get chilly, they leave to find sweaters.
Jake: No, we're gonna climb through them.
Boyle: Even better. Classic use of vents.

3.5

Quote from Amy in the episode Yippie Kayak

Amy: Shut your dumb poem mouth!

4.3

Quote from Charles in the episode Yippie Kayak

Charles: Greek? I don't trust the way the Greeks dance.
Jake: No one does.

3

Quote from Jake in the episode Yippie Kayak

Jake: All right, we're outnumbered and unarmed. If we're gonna get Gina back, we're gonna need weapons. This place sells hammers, wrenches-
Boyle: Do they sell plants? Because some of that potting soil is very toxic if ingested in large quantities.
Jake: So, you want to feed the bad guys a lot of soil?
Boyle: Force feed them.
Jake: Okay, that's a good idea that I will definitely consider.

3.5

Quote from Gina in the episode Yippie Kayak

Jake: Gina, you doing okay? You scared?
Gina: I'm scared you won't let me make a flamethrower and use it to throw flames.
Jake: You're right, I will not let you do that.

3.5

Quote from Jake in the episode Yippie Kayak

Jake: This is my John McClane moment.

3.5

Quote from Jake in the episode Yippie Kayak

Terry: The important thing is keep Gina safe. You have a civilian with you. I'm on the way.
Jake: Cool. Oh, also, bring a pic of yourself in a towel coming out of the shower. Can't explain why. Okay, gotta go, bye.

3.5

Quote from Jake in the episode Yippie Kayak

Jake: We're at Goodwins. There are multiple gun men. They've blocked all the exits. They've taken the security guards hostage and we're looking for a place to hide. It's awesome.
Terry: Awesome?
Jake: Awesomely serious. I am not enjoying this no matter how much it is 100% my favorite movie come to life.

3.5

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords in the episode Yippie Kayak

Terry: This better be an emergency. There better be a gun to your head.
Jake: Charles, Gina and I are in a hostage situation.
Terry: Oh, God. I shouldn't have said the gun thing. Terry regrets the way he answered the phone.

3.5

Quote from Jake in the episode Yippie Kayak

Jake: Charles, did you call this into dispatch?
Boyle: Yes, but I can't get in touch with anyone from the Nine-Nine.
Jake: Right. Amy, Rosa and Holt are having the time of their lives thrashing around in the frozen filthy ocean.

3.5

Quote from Jake in the episode Yippie Kayak

Jake: Oh my God, it's real life Die Hard. I mean, oh, no, crime.

4

Quote from Gina in the episode Yippie Kayak

Jake: I don't know, maybe subconsciously I wanted Amy to smell more like you.
Boyle: Okay, little creepy, bud. Coming on a little strong.
Gina: Wow, the tables have really turned.

3.5

Quote from Gina in the episode Yippie Kayak

Jake: Gina, you just saved Christmas.
Gina: It's what I do. Every damn year.

3.5

Quote from Gina in the episode Yippie Kayak

Jake: All right, I guess you'll just have to distract him when we get to the store.
Gina: On it. I'll take him to housewares and I'll ask him the difference between a skillet and a frying pan. That'll buy you six hours.

4

Quote from Charles in the episode Yippie Kayak

Jake: It's also not necessary to touch my face.
Boyle: It's Christmas. A time for friendship.

3.5

Quote from Amy in the episode Yippie Kayak

Amy: I'll see you there. I can't wait to dunk my junk.

3.5

Quote from Captain Holt in the episode Yippie Kayak

Amy: You guys think I'm some kind of wimp, but I'm not. I'm tough and I'm strong, and I love to splash around in chilly water.
Captain Holt: It's not chilly. It's as cold as the waters of Cocytus, the frozen lake of hell.

4

Quote from Amy in the episode Yippie Kayak

Amy: This one thinks July 18th is mid-July!

3.5

Quote from Rosa in the episode Yippie Kayak

Captain Holt: Diaz, are we still on for the polar bear swim tonight?
Rosa: It's either that or go carolling with my family, so yeah. I'd rather walk into the freezing ocean.

4.3

Quote from Jake in the episode Yippie Kayak

Jake: I was just so focused on Amy's gift that I completely spaced, and his present to me was so personal. Okay, think, what does Charles love? Gross food, tan pants, Masterchef Junior. Ooh, I could call up one of those kids and offer them a free trip to New York.
Gina: I wouldn't do that.
Jake: Right, because I'm a stranger and I shouldn't be luring them out of state. Good call.

3.5

Quote from Gina in the episode Yippie Kayak

Jake: Gina, I screwed up. I forgot to get Charles anything.
Gina: Oh, well, I always knew he would die of sadness.

3.5

Quote from Charles in the episode Yippie Kayak

Boyle: Ho, ho, ho, Jake. Special delivery from Santa's elf. Merry Christmas.
"Heart Attack Soda"
Jake: Holy crap. I love this stuff. You know, technically it's just carbonated fudge.
Boyle: I know.
Jake: I thought they banned it.
Boyle: Not in Syria. They use it to induce labor in goats.

3

Quote from Jake in the episode Yippie Kayak

Jake: So, just to recap, you left an unmarked package on a police captain's desk on a random Monday with a suspicious message written on it that looked like it was scrawled by a crazy person.
Amy: Uh-huh.
Captain Holt: Bomb. There's a bomb. Everyone out! Let's go. This is not a drill.
Jake: Great gift, babe.

3.5

Quote from Jake in the episode The Swedes

Jake: Nobody gets away from Jake Per- Eww! Something yucky touched me! Urgh, gross, gross, gross!

3.5

Quote from Rosa in the episode The Swedes

Jake: Hey, next week is my six-month anniversary with Amy. Should I do something special?
Rosa: You know what I like about our relationship, Jake? We don't talk about our love lives, or our families, or anything that's on our minds. It's why you're my closest friend in the world.

4.3

Quote from Jake in the episode The Swedes

Rosa: New York Public Library lets VIPs stay there overnight.
Jake: Ooh, that's perfect. But wait, how do I become a library VIP? I forgot to return "Superfudge" in the fourth grade, and I've been scared to go back ever since.

3.5

Quote from Gina in the episode The Swedes

Gina: You just made Earth lame, and that is my house.

3.5

Quote from Charles in the episode The Swedes

Boyle: There's no need for Holt to see me unleash the beast.

4

Quote from the episode The Swedes

Captain Holt: Ah, Boyle. Just the man we were looking for. Kevin has accepted a fellowship to teach at the Sorbonne for the next six months.
Boyle: Oh, I love Paris. At least how it's represented in the movie Ratatouille.
Kevin: Uh-
Captain Holt: The rodent chef.
Kevin: Ah, yes. Farfetched.

3.5

Quote from Gina in the episode The Swedes

Gina: My God, you guys are such pathetic nerds. But maybe that's what I need right now. Pathetic nerds.
Okay, You pathetic nerds can help me.
Terry: Thank you?
Gina: You are so welcome.

3.5

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