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Quote from the episode Karen Peralta

Jake: Favorite topics of conversation?
Amy: Jimmy Carter was underrated. How beautiful some front doors are. What's Jane Seymour up to? And how cool is it that the ladies across the street are lesbians?

Quote from the episode USPIS

Sergeant Jeffords: You know how I finally stopped eating?
Amy: You got too big to fit through the kitchen door?

Quote from the episode House Mouses

Jake: Sarge, Sarge, Sarge. You know that I'm your guy for this. You can't give a celebrity case to Amy. The last movie she saw was a documentary about spelling bees.
Amy: Wrong. It was about the font Helvetica, and it played like an action thriller.

Quote from the episode Beach House

Amy: I'm so cold even my fiery dance moves aren't keeping me warm.

Quote from the episode Beach House

Amy: Hey, Ray, it's time.
Captain Holt: For what, detective Santiago?
Amy: You to give me a promotion and a forty-percent raise. I've been carrying this squad for two years, and my back's getting tired.

Quote from the episode Pontiac Bandit

Captain Holt: Are you crying, Santiago?
Amy: I'm so allergic. Can you tell the scooter to call an ambulance?

Quote from the episode Beach House

Amy: I love him. I'm not in love with him. But I'm definitely not comfortable being drunk around him.

Quote from the episode Defense Rests

Amy: I'm a notary. No big deal. I met the comptroller.

Quote from the episode M.E. Time

Captain Holt: Figure it out, Santiago. It's your case.
Amy: Yes, I will do that.
Captain Holt: Are you bowing?
Amy: No, this is how I walk.

Quote from the episode The Chopper

Amy: Sarge, you're in luck. I went to a magnet school where I was voted "Most likely to befriend a school administrator".
Rosa: Oh, Amy.

Quote from the episode The Oolong Slayer

Amy: Unbelievable. What a waste of time.
Rosa: Disagree. This is an amazing use of time. We have complete control over that dummy's birthday party. We can ruin it.
Amy: Yeah, fun. I'll just mess up a captain's orders on purpose. It'll be so - I can't even fake it.

Quote from the episode Halloween III

Captain Holt: I don't understand what is happening.
Jake: Allow me to explain. Amy and I were ahead of you the whole time.
Amy: No, you weren't part of this. Get back over to the loser side, loser.

Quote from the episode Captain Latvia

Sergeant Jeffords: I can't believe you're even considering this, Captain. The guy's a criminal.
Rosa: Barely. It was public intoxication. All he did was pee on a couple snowmen. And one regular man.
Captain Holt: Plus, it'll count toward his community service. In a certain way, we'll be furthering the cause of justice.
Sergeant Jeffords: Santiago, breaking the rules makes you all sweaty. You can't be okay with this.
Amy: These pits are bone-dry. The drunk sings.
Captain Holt: The drunk sings.

Quote from the episode Karen Peralta

Karen Peralta: I think she's really great.
Amy: I think you're really great too!
Jake: She's very good at lip reading.
Amy: I wouldn't say I'm very good. I mean, deaf people, they're the real talents.
Jake: Just can't stop.
Amy: I'll let you guys talk! I'll just close my eyes.

Quote from the episode Ticking Clocks

Jake: Hey, you made it.
Amy: Yeah.
Jake: We finally got all the Lambda Nus back into holding.
Amy: Who are the Lambda Nus? Doesn't matter. I'll read your notes later.
Jake: I didn't take any notes.
Amy: What the hell, Jake? Do you even love me?
Jake: Says the woman who never once sent me flowers. Never mind.

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