Amy: Anyway, Dr. Yee is a genius in the field of forensic entomology. They call him "Father Fly." How cool is that?
Rosa: 0%.

Captain Holt: Dr. Yee has recently bred a species of fly that has increased sensitivities to certain human proteins.
Amy: They can detect trace amounts of blood, even if it's been cleaned with bleach.
Captain Holt: Or masked with animal urine.
Amy: Oh, I was building to that. Thanks for stealing my thunder.

Dr. Ronald Yee: Well, the flies are not reacting. I can keep going, but I'll tell you now, it's very unlikely there are any traces of blood in here.
Rosa: Well, according to my timeline, this is the only place the murder could have happened.
Amy: Sorry, Rosa, looks like your timeline's wrong. Because the flies don't lie. You can use that if you want.
Captain Holt: He's not gonna use a cheeky slogan. He's a man of science.
Dr. Ronald Yee: I like it. The flies don't lie.

Amy: It's not a big deal, okay? Just take the book. I promise I won't tell anyone.
Hitchcock: Hey, Sarge, I heard you need some sex tips.
Amy: Except for the people I already told.

Jake: So have you ever heard of a guy named Bruno Rojas?
Amy: Yeah, big guy in the Colombian cartel, right?
Jake: He was, until he got shot in the chest yesterday by his top lieutenant. Apparently, the bullet went straight through his nipple.
Amy: Whoa. Nature's bull's-eye.
Jake: Oh, my God, I love the way your brain works.

Jake: So?
Amy: [singing] Casecation All I ever wanted.

Jake: All right, so how do we handle this?
Amy: I mean, there's only one thing to do when two people have diametrically opposing views on a subject.
Jake: Talk about it lovingly and decide how to move forward?
Amy: Structured debate.
Jake: Oh. Fun.
Amy: High school format. Modified Lincoln-Douglas. Let's take one hour apart for research and prep. Yeah.
Jake: Great, I'll just do a Lincoln-Douglas.

Amy: And the crazy part is, I really do want to go to the water park, but I can't give that to him because it's the only card I hold.

Amy: Speaking of which, I requested next week off so we can take an actual vacation to the water park.
Jake: I've never been more in love with you in my entire life. And hey, I've been thinking, and I do want to have kids. With you.
Amy: You're not scared anymore?
Jake: Oh, no, I am so scared. Maybe even more so than before, but I was scared in there with Pam too, and you know, I didn't panic or mess anything up there.
If anything, I was sharper. I was a freakin' debate genius.
Amy: Debate genius? Oh, that's very hot.
Jake: Oh, that's an added bonus. Okay, keep that energy up.

Charles: It's just that lunch is the one part of the day Commissioner Kelly hadn't ruined. People are pissed. Morale's really taken a hit.
Amy: Okay, I got this. Hey, squad. Lunch is on me today. Taking everyone out for pizza. [people cheer] And that's how you improve morale.
Sergeant Jeffords: Okay. You're not the only sergeant around here. Let me help.
This side of the room, lunch is on me, and we're getting something better than pizza. Sushi! [people cheer]
Amy: Are you trying to outdo me?
Sergeant Jeffords: No, no, no. Just trying to raise morale.
Amy: Cool. Cool, cool, cool. Morale, morale, morale. Okay.

Gary Jennings: Isn't this supposed to be an apology?
Amy: Yes. You're right. I'm sorry. I mean, I shot my husband with a real bullet two years ago, and it comes up way less than this.
Rosa: Way less than this.

Jake: [answering a video chat] Ames, I love you, but I can't talk right now.
Amy: I just got an alert that the Nine-Nine is on lockdown. I'm on my way.
Jake: Wait, aren't you at the dentist?
Amy: Yeah, I left. It's fine. It's a new hygienist, and to be honest, her scraping technique was a joke.

Jake: We have 14 minutes to find a hacker. You're not gonna get back in time.
Amy: But everybody else is there, right? I mean, it seems weird to have this big thing happen without me.
Jake: We talked about this, Amy. You have an unhealthy fear of missing out on work. You have FOMOW.
Amy: This isn't FOMOW. It's not like I'm freaking out or anything. Out of my way, you old bitch! This cab is mine. I'll be there in 10 minutes. I love you. Don't solve it without me.

Jake: Knox, you're pointing a gun at an NYPD captain. Have you really thought this through?
Sergeant Knox: This is not my fault. You were supposed to be at the dentist.
Amy: What? How did you- You called me. He called me. He said he had a tip for the officer in charge of the Avery murder. I said I could meet any time except for this morning because of the dentist.
Sergeant Knox: I had it all planned out.
Amy: Guess you didn't count on my FOMOW. Yeah, that's right. It's crippling.
Jake: Oh, picking a weird time, but I'm glad you're finally owning it.

Amy: You're having a high-grade pre-test freak out. I've been there. March 13, 2001. AP Calc test-
Jake: Ames, I hate to cut you off, but we all know where this story's going.
Amy: Oh, yeah? You know that I crapped my pants in the middle of the test?
Jake: Oh my God, no, I thought you were just gonna say you got a B+ or something.
Amy: More like a BM.
Jake: Noice.
Sergeant Jeffords: Come on, now Terry's worried about his test and his bowels!