Amy Quotes Page 33 of 40

Searching Search quotes

Quote from the episode Hitchcock & Scully

Amy: Sir, isn't going to the press going to make Kelly even angrier at us?
Sergeant Jeffords: Yeah. He's already made life here pretty miserable. The crowding, the desks, the downstairs people treating the bullpen like a dumpster.
Amy: Ooh, I'm so sorry for the untidiness, milord.

Quote from the episode Hitchcock & Scully

Amy: How do you know that's our splatter? There are some sloppy Susans upstairs.

Quote from the episode Hitchcock & Scully

Sergeant Jeffords: What the hell?
Amy: You thought the microwave was a mess before? Well, we just threw a whole fish in there.
Sergeant Jeffords: What happened to the truce?
Rosa: The truce was crap.
Amy: You bet it was. Viva the downstairs people! [microwave explodes]

Quote from the episode The Tattler

Amy: I know how to solve this. We just have to find out which football player had third period with Brandon Bliss. We need his class schedule.
Jake: Yeah, but where are we gonna find that?
Amy: In the coolest room in the school.

Quote from the episode The Tattler

Jake: Good lord! You coulda just picked the lock.
Amy: I know. I'm sorry. I'm just so amped up about Admin.

Quote from the episode The Tattler

Amy: Yeah, and look at this. You did so much community service. Me like-y.

Quote from the episode The Tattler

Jake: It's Danny Matthews! But he'll never talk with all these people around.
Amy: Not a problem. Just be in the science lab in ten minutes. I'll get him alone.
Jake: What are you gonna do?
Amy: Let's just say I'm not above using my feminine wiles.

Quote from the episode The Tattler

Amy: Danny Matthews, I'm with the school. You need to follow me right now.
Danny Matthews: Is everything-
Amy: I said now, mister.

Quote from the episode The Tattler

Amy: Mr. Peralta, I believe you know Danny Matthews.
Danny Matthews: Jake. Hey, what's going on, man?
Jake: The answer to that question goes back to a brisk day in 1997, a day you told a lie. But the lying stops right now!
Amy: [gasps] Oh, no! You broke some poor kid's science project! We have to fix it.
Jake: Kind of in the middle of something.
Amy: Oh, you know what? Krebs cycle. I got this.
Jake: Great.

Quote from the episode The Tattler

Jake: So, Danny, true or false? You were on the football team.
Danny Matthews: True?
Jake: And true or false: you had third period with Brandon Bliss.
Danny Matthews: Mm, I honestly don't remember-
Jake: It was true! We checked the records, and I have one more question.
Amy: Ooh, Jake, can you get me that oxygen on the floor? Little red guy.
Jake: What?
Amy: Sorry. You know what? Yeah, I'll get it.

Quote from the episode The Tattler

Jake: Amy, I'm ready to go.
Amy: Yep, totally. I'm almost done with this project, but I don't need to finish it, because what matters is that you are going through something, and as your wife, and love of your life-
Jake: Are you vamping so you can finish that?
Amy: I only have two molecules left. Come on, man.

Quote from the episode The Tattler

Gina: Jake, we need to talk.
Amy: Yeah, you guys do need to talk. That sounds excellent. Friendship, so much history I'm just gonna get this out of your way.

Quote from the episode Four Movements

Amy: See? She doesn't even give a damn. I wish I could do that. Then I would cry less at the bank. It's just there's this one poster of this older Asian man opening up a savings account for his grandson.

Quote from the episode Four Movements

Gina: All right, here's what's gonna happen. Amy Santiago, as my parting gift to you, before I leave your life forever We'll still see each other outside of work. Before I leave your life forever, I'm gonna fix you. I'm gonna teach you how to be more cool and detached like me and Rosa.
Rosa: What's going on?
Amy: But we could still go to lunch, right? I mean or not. Whatevs.

Quote from the episode The Honeypot

Amy: All right, I don't think Marie Kondo's gonna work here. We need something stronger. The Norwegian system: Munkensmat. It was designed by a radical group of Scandinavian organizers who are doing things with cubbies that would blow your minds. We need to Munkensmat.
Rosa: "Munkensmat"?
Amy: Sexy, right?

Showing quotes 481 to 495 of 586Sort by  popularity | date added | episode

Submit Quotes