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Quote from the episode House Mouses

Captain Holt: Did you hear what John said?
Charles: I did, but it's an open investigation, and I don't think it's proper to share information with the parties involved.
Captain Holt: Well, that's why you're no longer the primary. John played oboe for Lynne Cheney. I'm sure we can trust him to be discreet.

Quote from the episode House Mouses

Captain Holt: Well, you've handled this case with the utmost professionalism, while I've behaved crassly. I think I've figured out a way to make it up to you.
Charles: Oh, my God, is Dianne Wiest here?
Captain Holt: No, I've hired a trio of classical musicians to perform a Shostakovich cantata, originally written as an apology to a dear friend.

Quote from the episode Adrian Pimento

Captain Holt: I wanted a simple, straightforward video tour of the precinct, and you've added the one ingredient I didn't want: pizzazz.
Gina: Pizzazz is who I am. Would you tell the sky to stop being so blue?
Captain Holt: Yes. I wish it were tan.
Gina: What?
Captain Holt: It's my favorite color. It's no-nonsense.

Quote from the episode Cheddar

Captain Holt: I'm calling to check in before I get on the flight. Everything okay?
Jake: [scoffs] Okay? Let's just say if the house could talk, she would say, "I've never been happier; I love Jake."
Captain Holt: Oh, that's interesting, because I think the house might say "Jake's a liar ... and I'm on fire."

Quote from the episode Cheddar

Captain Holt: This line is interminable. At this rate, we'll be home in 54 minutes instead of the usual 46.

Quote from the episode Cheddar

Captain Holt: Gina, come on. You can do your Internet socializing in the truck.

Quote from the episode Terry Kitties

Captain Holt: Bonjour, mes amis.
Jake: Oh, someone had a good time in Paris.
Captain Holt: Oh, Kevin and I shared a perfect week together. I feel like I'm floating on a croissant. I wonder why people don't just break into song more often.

Quote from the episode Terry Kitties

Captain Holt: Santiago, Diaz enough. This is not about who's fastest. This is a bomb dismantling class. We are police officers, not street urchins playing speed chess in the park. For shame.

Quote from the episode Terry Kitties

Captain Holt: Yes, couldn't be better, because I destroyed you both.
Rosa: What the hell? I thought you said this wasn't about winning.
Captain Holt: I did say that, so you would go slower and I would win, which is what happened.
Amy: You're just as competitive as we are.
Captain Holt: Absurd. I'm more competitive. Now who's "da bomb"?

Quote from the episode Greg and Larry

Captain Holt: I'll go down to the cafeteria, see if I can't scare up some untoasted bread.
Bob Annderson: Yum.

Quote from the episode The Big House Pt.1

Sergeant Jeffords: Is there anything we can do to help you? Anything you need done on the outside?
Rosa: No, I'm good.
Sergeant Jeffords: It's not a problem.
Captain Holt: Rosa.
Sergeant Jeffords: We're here for you.
Captain Holt: Rosa.
Sergeant Jeffords: Whatever you need.
Captain Holt: Rosa.

Quote from the episode The Big House Pt. 2

Captain Holt: We just need three minutes to get inside her car and install the app.
Rosa: Okay. I can grovel for three minutes. But one second more-
Captain Holt: Yes, yes, we know. You burst through the glass and squeeze the life out of her with your bare hands.

Quote from the episode The Big House Pt. 2

Sergeant Jeffords: Sir, I can't believe your obscure knowledge of pig-feeding charts saved us. How did you even think of that?
Captain Holt: Frankly, I'm embarrassed it took so long. I should've realized the second I saw those hogs.

Quote from the episode Kicks

Captain Holt: Of course we still have no idea who was in the blue pup tent.
Jake: You know what? There is no pleasing you.
Captain Holt: That is accurate.

Quote from the episode HalloVeen

Jake: - Okay, this year, we compete for the most elegant and regal of all prizes-
Captain Holt: A championship cummerbund.
Jake: Or belt, as normal people call it.
Captain Holt: Belt! I'd like to see the pair of slacks whose loops are large enough for this belt. No, it is a cummerbund.
Jake: Well, whatever it is-
Captain Holt: Cummerbund.

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