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Quote from the episode Coral Palms Pt. 2

Captain Holt: We need to talk without being overheard. Turn on the bubbles.

Quote from the episode Coral Palms Pt. 2

Captain Holt: See you never, drive-through vape station.

Quote from the episode Coral Palms Pt. 2

Captain Holt: Bye-bye, slightly askew stop sign.

Quote from the episode Coral Palms Pt. 2

Sheriff Reynolds: So, look, why don't you each write down your answer to these questions. Okay, question one, what were you going to use the guns for? Okay, and then read 'em out when you're done.
Both: Hunting.
Sheriff Reynolds: Okay, see, I knew you boys were on the level. Okay, question two: What do you hunt?
Jake: Deer.
Captain Holt: Grouse and other small fowl.
Sheriff Reynolds: Oh.
Jake: Yep, we hunt everything. You know, deer, grouse, a horse once.
Captain Holt: Yes, we love killing any animal.
Sheriff Reynolds: [chuckles] I hear ya.

Quote from the episode Coral Palms Pt. 2

Jake: Hey, fellow prisoners. Hi, there. Everyone, look, we haven't connected as much as maybe we should have. That's our fault. Why don't I just kick things off. I'm Jake, and I like baseball. Now you say something about yourself.
Captain Holt: I'm Raymond. I don't care for baseball.

Quote from the episode Coral Palms Pt. 3

Captain Holt: Okay, uh, I'll do the surgery, and, uh, you just breathe, okay?We'll get you through this.
Jake: Okay. Ugh, what was that sound? I did not like that squish sound.
Captain Holt: The pipe has been removed. Now I'm sewing myself up. Okay, this is almost over. You're doing great. Just keep talking. Keep talking.

Quote from the episode Coral Palms Pt. 3

Gina: God, I missed our daily dishes.
Captain Holt: Me too. I'm sorry I'm not reciprocating with "hot goss" of my own. I'm just worried about the Nine-Nine.

Quote from the episode Halloween IV

Charles: Yes. I'm so excited, Captain. So how are we gonna do it?
Captain Holt: Here's everything you need to know.
Charles: It's blank.
Captain Holt: It's a metaphor. You get nothing. You lose. Good day, sir.
Charles: But we're teammates. You chose me.
Captain Holt: You're too close with Peralta. I don't trust you. I only chose you to disrupt his plans. And now that you've served your purpose, you're no longer needed.
Charles: I feel so used. Am I just a piece of meat to you?
Captain Holt: Yes. Now, put on a smile, Pork Chop.

Quote from the episode Halloween IV

Captain Holt: Chht, chht, chht, chht.
Jake: What is happening right now?
Captain Holt: The last sands are running through the hourglass. Chht, chht, chht. Because your time is running out, and you are never going to get the plaque.

Quote from the episode Monster in the Closet

Captain Holt: I'll see about getting you reinstated to the NYPD immediately.
Gina: I think this deserves another hug.
Adrian Pimento: Me too.
Captain Holt: Nope. One was sufficient.

Quote from the episode Monster in the Closet

Amy: And, Captain, you can help me decorate.
Captain Holt: I'm at your disposal, just tell me what to do. I'm here to implement your vision.
Amy: Well, we just wanna keep it classy.
Captain Holt: Got it. Balloon arch.
Amy: What?
Captain Holt: Say no more, it's done. I'm off to the nearest balloon store.

Quote from the episode Mr. Santiago

Adrian Pimento: Only problem is, PI license is like, two grand.
Captain Holt: I could lend you the money. Think of it as an investment from someone who believes in you.
Adrian Pimento: Wow, thanks, Captain. That means every- Whoa, hang on, you carry a check book with you?
Captain Holt: 'Course, you never know when you're gonna need groceries.
Adrian Pimento: So cool.

Quote from the episode Mr. Santiago

Adrian Pimento: You made it sound like the terrier was a sure thing. You said she was majestic.
Captain Holt: They're all majestic. This is a nationally-televised dog show. This is the big time.

Quote from the episode Mr. Santiago

Adrian Pimento: This is it, the final lap. Bichon Frise dismissed.
Captain Holt: We're the top two, just us and that stupid freaking schnauzer.

Quote from the episode Skyfire Cycle

Amy: Good evening, sir.
Captain Holt: No, it's not. I haven't slept, because I've been going over that stupid problem. Now I finally understand Kevin's side.
Rosa: Cool, so it's all better and I never have to hear about math again?
Captain Holt: Quite the opposite. I know better than ever how incorrect he is.

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