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Quote from the episode Captain Latvia

Genevieve: It's a very difficult toy to get in America, so I was worried when Charles told Nikolaj he would get him one. I said, keep it a surprise, so you don't build up his expectations, but Charles said, "No way, I want to build expectations-"
Charles: Well, we all remember the conversation. Well, work time for Daddy. I'll see you guys later.

Quote from the episode The Slump

Charles: You know some jobs take brains, some jobs take muscles, some jobs take dainty little fingers. Did I ever tell you I had to wear a woman's wedding ring?

Quote from the episode Two Turkeys

Captain Holt: Boyle?
Charles: [crying] Nikolaj is a picky eater! I lied about his palate. All he drinks is milk. All he eats is buttered noodles.
Captain Holt: And perhaps my walnut pie?
Charles: I wish. He hates nuts. My son is a basic bitch.

Quote from the episode New Captain

Charles: "Bouche Manger?" Oh, small plates, casual chic ambience, no free soda refills. Oh, Jakey's going on a date.

Quote from the episode Captain Latvia

Jake: Weird, but I did find out who the manager is, and I'm almost positive she's got a key to the back office on her right now. Her name is Svetlana.
Charles: Thanks. I'll take it from here.
Jake: Wait, Charles, she doesn't speak any English, and we don't wanna blow our cover. Do you speak any Latvian?
Charles: Well, I learned a few phrases for Nikolaj, but I'm not gonna use words with Svetlana.
Jake: Don't say you're gonna use your musk.
Charles: I'm gonna use my musk.
Jake: Okay.

Quote from the episode Halloween IV

Captain Holt: So, Boyle, I was impressed with how you stood up to Peralta and demanded a reset.
Charles: Ha! I'm Team Holt all the way, baby. Also, I'm pretty upset with him for letting Gina sweat up my skates.

Quote from the episode Chocolate Milk

Charles: Forget friends, let's go as Bone Bros.

Quote from the episode The Jimmy Jab Games

Charles: Urgh, I can't do this to my mouth. She's the love of my life.

Quote from the episode The Night Shift

Charles: Hey, what's up? I can't work the case tonight. Nikolaj's allergies are acting up, and now the dog seems to be allergic to him. It's this whole thing.

Quote from the episode The Mole

Boyle: Don't be mad, Jake. You still know me. I'm still Charles. I just have four extra sex moves. Five. Forgot about "boy on top."
Jake: Urgh.
Amy: Yeuck.
Gina: Eww.

Quote from the episode Full Boyle

Charles: I borrowed the waiter's phone when you weren't looking and bought me and Vivian plane tickets to Rome.
Jake: What?
Charles: We leave in two hours. Terrible itinerary. We connect through Vietnam.

Quote from the episode Full Boyle

Jake: Okay, you win. That neon green fanny pack screams gullible tourist.
Charles: It's mine. I brought it from home.

Quote from the episode The Audit

Charles: Oh, God, they're gonna shut this precinct down and separate me and Jake. Our friendship is over. If he doesn't see my face every day, he'll forget who I am. He's like a goldfish.

Quote from the episode The Ebony Falcon

Charles: Yeah, that's why I never tried to develop an edge. You can't lose what you don't have. No surprise.

Quote from the episode The Bet

Charles: Gina, you're just trying to hurt me to distract you from your own internal pain. Also, you should use less conditioner, because this is a flat mess.

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