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Quote from the episode The Vulture

Sergeant Jeffords: Where are we on the Lincoln place murder?
Jake: Well, like I told Captain Holt earlier this week, we are at the one-yard line. It's a football reference.
Sergeant Jeffords: Yes, Jake. I played linebacker at Syracuse.
Charles: Really? In High School, I played center field in the musical damn Yankees.
Jake: Yeah, you don't want to brag about that.

Quote from the episode The Vulture

Jake: Okay, I'm buying everyone drinks as long as we're here thinking of a revenge plan. Best idea gets 50 bucks. Throw 'em on out.
Charles: What if you called him from a hospital and said his whole family is dead? Like, they died of cancer.
Jake: Charles, that is so dark. I'm putting it down.

Quote from the episode Manhunter

Jake: Wait, stop. How would you like to stick around and assist on the case?
Charles: You sure, Jake, I mean, there's only room for one Manhunter.
Captain Holt: Boyle is right, I don't want to overstep.
Jake: You're not overstepping.
Charles: I mean, he interrupted the song, but whatever.

Quote from the episode Manhunter

Jake: Nice, Charles!
Charles: Name's not Charles, it's Boyhunter.
Jake: You know what, you earned it. Way to get your boy, Boyhunter!

Quote from the episode Manhunter

Jake: It's a pedometer app! We can use the social features to track her! It's $80. Uh, Boyle, you should download it, you get better service here.
Charles: Smart! And I'll upgrade to ad-free too.
Jake: Smart.

Quote from the episode Pimento

Jake: Okay, we're talking about this. Look, you're being unfair. There's some things in my life with Amy that are just between her and me, and I need you to be okay with that.
Charles: Fine. You're right. I get it. I mean, it's not like you told anyone else.
Jake: Right. I mean We told Rosa.
Charles: Rosa, that dud? Oh, why her and not me?
Jake: Sometimes you can be a little much.
Charles: [loudly] A little much? A little much!
Jake: Yes, a little much.
Charles: Well, maybe, Jake, I have "Finding Dory" Disease too because right now, I can't remember why we ever were friends!
Jake: Okay, see, once again, that was a little over the top.

Quote from the episode The Jimmy Jab Games II

Charles: Time for our next competition, The Hellevator. You see, normally, our elevator can hold up to 12 freaks. But, what if it's filled with boxes, and those freaks are wearing bomb suits? Well then, its capacity drops to four. "Oh, but Mr. Barnum, there are five freaks here. Whatever shall we do?" That's the twist. You have to fight for your spot. And once those elevator doors close, one of you will be out. Oh, did I mention, you have to do it all in bomb suits?
Captain Holt: Yes, that was one of the first things you mentioned.
Charles: Oh, sorry. I was thinking of my next song. Anyway, suit up, freaks!

Quote from the episode The Jimmy Jab Games II

Charles: A lover's sacrifice, and another lover reborn. These games truly have it all. And now, a quick intermission for one of my legendary costume changes.

Quote from the episode Debbie

Sergeant Jeffords: We need to find out how Nucci got to Debbie. Fortunately, it turns out she kept a fairly comprehensive diary.
Charles: As a power journaler, I think we can hold off on using the word "comprehensive."
[cut to:]
Charles: Oh, damn, that's comprehensive.
Captain Holt: These are all just from this year? This one is labeled August 21st.
Amy: "Morning." This one is August 21st "Evening."
Charles: This entire diary is about an episode of "House Hunters."

Quote from the episode Trying

Sergeant Jeffords: Boyle, what are those?
Charles: My guinea pigs. This lady is Claire. And this guy is also named Claire.

Quote from the episode Trying

Rosa: What took you so long?
Charles: [sighs] Terry almost caught me. I had to drink from the guinea pigs' water bottle. Amazingly, he-
Rosa: Totally bought you'd do that?
Charles: Mm-hmm.
Rosa: Yeah, I'm not surprised at all.

Quote from the episode Trying

Rosa: I thought you separated the males and the females.
Charles: Well, it's hard. They're all named Claire.
Rosa: You named them Claire!

Quote from the episode Trying

Charles: Hey, Rosa, good news. I just talked to someone who said he'd take all the guinea pigs.
Rosa: All 600? Why would he do that?
Charles: I didn't ask. I just said yes. Our prayers have been answered!
Rosa: Who is this guy? We gotta check him out, make sure he's not weird.
Charles: He's just a normal guy who's a friend of Hitchcock's. Yep, we gotta check him out.
[later, Charles and Rosa sit with a man with a mustache and yellow tinted glasses]
Rosa: Yeah, he's gonna turn them into toupees.
Charles: Oh, my god, he is.

Quote from the episode Dillman

Sergeant Jeffords: Look at this. There's a note. It says, "Gotcha back, babe." It was Amy. Who else would call Jake "babe"?
Rosa: Charles went through that year-long phase where he called everybody "babe."
Amy: Uh-huh.
Charles: I forget. Did you guys like that?
All: No.

Quote from the episode Dillman

Charles: Okay, I'm not 100% sure this is right, and maybe I'm missing something...
Jake: Charles, as a veteran of many big reveals, can I give you a tip? Not so much waffling.
Dillman: I agree. You're not commanding the room.
Captain Holt: Let him finish... his way. But do pace it up a bit, Charles.
Charles: Copy that.

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