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Quote from the episode Four Movements

Rosa: Oh, wow. That was really, really sweet.
Gina: Oh, dip! I got Rosa to feel her feelings too? Inadvertent Gina Moment. Two for one. Come in, my babies. Come in.

Quote from the episode The Favor

Sergeant Jeffords: Hey, Gina. How's it feel to be back? Any trouble adjusting?
Gina: Adjusting to what?
Sergeant Jeffords: To life as a working mom. You have to juggle the baby, the job, your new business.
Gina: Terry, juggling isn't hard. That's why the salary for jugglers is so low. Name one rich juggler.
Sergeant Jeffords: Doesn't Dave Coulier juggle?
Gina: If you're reaching for Coulier, then you've already lost the argument, Terr-Bear.

Quote from the episode Halloween II

Gina: Can we not do this right now, Terry? I'm in the midst of a personal tragedy.
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh, my God. Is everything okay with your family?
Gina: Family, what? No, this is serious. Floorgasm just came by and danced me out of the group.

Quote from the episode Halloween II

Gina: And while I generally nail everything, I'm just having trouble balancing my studies and my passion for dance.
Sergeant Jeffords: Plus, you're working full-time.
Gina: Yeah, that actually doesn't factor into it whatsoever.

Quote from the episode Jake and Sophia

Gina: Attention, skeezy nobodies! Tina Knowles, Beyonce's mom-ager, has contacted me and wants to audition me tonight. I've transcended you now.

Quote from the episode Four Movements

Gina: I never have second thoughts. That's the luxury of having great first thoughts.

Quote from the episode Return of the King

Sergeant Jeffords: Hey, guys. How you feeling, Gina?
Gina: Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't. Almond Joy's got nuts. Mounds don't.
Jake: She's very hopped up on painkillers.
Gina: Hold up, when did you learn French, Monsieur La baguette?
Jake: [in French accent] Oh, as a bebe.
Gina: Oh, oui! Oui, oui, oui, oui.
Jake: It actually helps to play along, I'm assuming.

Quote from the episode The Last Ride

Amy: Hey, can I talk to the captain?
Gina: Ugh, he's on the phone. Do you want a coffee while you wait? They made me an extra one on accident.
Amy: Oh, sure. Thank you. Oh, my God! What is that?
Gina: Cement! You just drank cement! Guys, check back in to see if she dies.
Ugh! [choking] You're not really gonna die probably, okay? Just a little honey for the G-Hive. Also you can talk to Holt. He is not on the phone.
Amy: What is happening?
Gina: It's a little something I call two pranks for the price of one!
[Amy enters Holt's office]
Captain Holt: Santiago, I'm on the phone.
Gina: Triple prank!

Quote from the episode New Captain

Gina: Captain? The kids want to know where Paulie the Pigeon is. I told them he got sucked up into an airplane engine, is that all right?

Quote from the episode Ava

Sergeant Jeffords: Listen up. Diaz and I are going to Rikers to interview a guy we think has info on the Douglass Street murders.
Also, IT says the internet is down.
Gina: What? No! I had just clicked a link that said Balloon Boy grew up hot. Now I will never see those pictures.
Rosa: Can't you just use the internet on your phone?
Gina: Bitch, you know I'm out of data.

Quote from the episode NutriBoom

Amy: Gina, what do I do?
Gina: No, I don't know how to deal with an Amy. But there is this girl Wanda in my Mommy & Me class. She's such a pill. She's so into her baby and not into the other babies and it's like, oh, cool, well, congrats. Your baby rolled over early. Like, who cares?
Amy: I don't have time for this, Gina. *turns and walks away*
Gina: And that is how you deal with an Amy. You talk about something she's not interested in until she walks away.
Amy: Ohh, brilliant.

Quote from the episode Paranoia

Gina: Count me in as long as I get eight plus-ones.

Quote from the episode Bureau

Sergeant Jeffords: I'm trying to find out who our leak is.
Gina: What makes you so sure that there's a leak? It might've just been that the reporter was really good at his job, like that hot blond surfer was at TMZ.

Quote from the episode The Oolong Slayer

Gina: Good morning.
Captain Holt: For whom?
Gina: For you-m.

Quote from the episode Yippie Kayak

Jake: All right, I guess you'll just have to distract him when we get to the store.
Gina: On it. I'll take him to housewares and I'll ask him the difference between a skillet and a frying pan. That'll buy you six hours.

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