Gina: And now here you all are, locked up behind the glass like a bunch of loser fish. I bet you're wondering why I did it.
Amy: Because you wanted to win?
Gina: No! I had a loftier goal in mind. Can you do me a favor and tell me what that says right there?
Captain Holt: "The Ultimate Detective/Genius".
Gina: Detective. Can you imagine what that word sounds like to someone who's not a detective? Discriminatory. It's worse than segregation.
Captain Holt and Sergeant Jeffords: Nuh-uh.
Gina: Too far? I'm sorry.

All: Gina Linetti is the ultimate human/genius.
Gina: Thank you. And now I'd like to say a few words.
Rosa: You talked for, like, an hour when you had us locked in that interrogation room.
Gina: I'm a fair ruler. Your comment has been heard. But seriously, you guys, I just want to say, I freaking love you losers. Happy Halloween.

Jake: So what's this secret meeting all about? You guys know I'm not medically cleared for another week.
Gina: It's not a secret meeting, Jake. It's an intervention.
Rosa: The tips have to go.
Jake: What? Why?
Gina: Jake, we're worried about you, and you look very stupid.

Gina: I personally like the night shift. You know who else is up right now?
Jake: Murderers? Armed robbers?
Gina: [Australian accent] Australians. It's an whole new demographic for me to conquer. [normal voice] I already have the third most followers behind Iggy Azalea and the Perth Zoo Wallaby cam.
Jake: Wow, that's pretty good.
Gina: It's not just good, Jake. [Australian accent] It's bonzer.

Captain Holt: Gina, why aren't you dancing?
Gina: I can't. I'm in the middle of a feud with the "that's not a knife" guy from "Crocodile Dundee." He's being a real bitch.

Gina: [Australian accent] Crikey.
Amy: You're not Australian, Gina.
Gina: Get stuffed, ya drongo.

Gina: Sir, they're gonna be fine.
Captain Holt: They're my squad. I should be there with them. This is killing me.
Gina: Well, I'm not gonna let it. Let's go.
Captain Holt: But my wound, Gina.
Gina: Sir, with your brain and my body and my brain we make one unstoppable unit. Now climb aboard, sir. And let's go.

Gina: What's up, squadron? I'm airplane ready, and I'm T-minus 30 from my Ambies kicking in, so let's take it to the skies.

Gina: Uhh, this might be the Ambies speaking, but this in-flight movie sucks.

Gina: Aw, Captain, don't worry, okay? My sleeping pills are doing their job, and I can stay here and take care of you, okay? Terry, I'm gonna need your gun.
Sergeant Jeffords: That's not happening.
Gina: All right, I'll use my own. Oops-a-daisy.
Rosa: That is adorable. Where did you get that?
Gina: Vending machine at a rest stop.

Captain Holt: Freeze, punk!
Gina: Yeah, freeze, punk!
Captain Holt: Gina, where did you get that gun?
Gina: Lost and found at the storage facility. They have boxes of 'em. They're everywhere.

Sergeant Jeffords: We're sorry we doubted you, sir. You really saved our butts.
Captain Holt: I can't take credit for that. Gina Linetti is the real hero here.
Gina: But isn't Gina Linetti more of a state of mind? Like, in a way, we were all Gina Linetti today. Gina, let's take this Gina to the hospital.

Gina: Young Jeezy take the wheel!

Sergeant Jeffords: It's just that the squad feels we've been taking advantage of you, and it has to stop. So I returned my yogurt fridge.
Charles: I gave my treadmill desk back.
Rosa: I took down my desk walls.
Gina: And I have agreed to fire my assistant's assistant Dana.
Amy: Dana? Who's Dana?
Gina: Emily had a lot on her plate.

Sergeant Jeffords: Captain Stentley. There's an urgent situation, and we need 72 hours off to go to Florida. Now, I can't explain why-
Captain C.J. Jason Stentley: Absolutely not.
Amy: What?
Sergeant Jeffords: The Eight-Six said they would cover for us, and this very important!
Captain C.J. Jason Stentley: That's enough. Someone once told me that being a captain means telling people no. Oh, wait. That was you guys. You guys told me that. Anyway, you're right. You can't go.
Amy: Sorry, guys. I kinda feel like this is my fault.
Emily: I kinda feel like this is my fault.
Gina: Not now, Emily.