Gina: Okay, guys, as usual, the loser of each event is eliminated from the games. The winner gets a bonus in the final round. Our first event is "The mouthathon." In front of you is month-old Chinese food from the fridge. Go ahead and eat as much as you can stomach. On your mark, get set, Wahlberg!

Gina: Jake, I am so scared that man is about to make a huge mistake, RE: his vas deferens.

Gina: First batch of arrest files is done-zo Washington.
Sergeant Jeffords: There's only three files here. It's been an hour.
Gina: Yeah, I know. It has not been a productive morning. For example, somebody used the toaster in front of Boyle. And then Boyle spent 30 minutes lecturing him on how to make a sandwich. I'd describe the work flow today as dismal with a tiny, little splash of pathetic.

Captain Holt: Sergeant Jeffords, my office.
Gina: Uh-oh. He probably wants to talk to you about how your shirts aren't tight enough probably.

Gina: Oh, my God! I have an idea. Let's open presents. I wanna see what everyone got everyone and how everyone reacts poorly.

Jake: He's here. Boyle is here.
Gina: This is so fun! I wish you guys got shot more often.

Captain Holt: Let's not overlook the fact that he turned his crime scenes into tea parties for dollies.
Gina: Which suggests pre-adolescent trauma leading to a pattern of criminality that probably began as a juvenile. I'm taking an abnormal psych class, and everyone in it is obsessed with me.

Gina: [on the phone] Duncan, I almost died. It was amazing.
Duncan: I heard all about it, Gines. Look, you're trending!
Gina: And from my pain comes triumph!
Duncan: Love that. And we can use this publicity to get more money out of those bottled water guys. You really impressed them at drinks last night!
Gina: Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah we should talk about this later.
Duncan: Sorry, you're breaking up. Look, I said they loved you at the drinks last night the drinks last night that you had with the water people? Crap, I just hit the Holland Tunnel, but again, [volume decreasing] great job with the drinks last night! [distantly] Bye.
Gina: Jake, did you hear that?

Gina: G-Hive! Are you ready for three new Gina-mandments? Number one, you can be anything you set your mind to as long as you're already great at it! Number two, no one knows you can't take it with you! Be buried with your money. Cha-ching! Number three, if you fall down nine times you gotta reassess your walking, 'cause something's wrong.

Jake: So what's been going on with you?
Gina: Well, that's actually why I called. It's not a big deal at all, but someone's threatening to murder me.
Jake: What?
Sergeant Jeffords: Damn, Gina!
Gina: I mean, I'm not worried about it in the slightest. Anyone who has an online presence gets meaningless threats. It actually is a sign that I made it.
Sergeant Jeffords: Congrats?
Gina: Thanks. Thank you.

Sergeant Jeffords: Hey, sorry I'm late.
Gina: Oh, you should be, Terrance. You almost missed the surprise we got for you.
Sergeant Jeffords: Huh, what is it?
Jake: I think you mean, "Who is it?"
Sergeant Jeffords: Bryant Ungerbert?
Bryant Ungerbert: Hello, Terry Jeffords. It's been far too long, old friend.
Gina: We did the right thing.
Jake: Yes we did, Gina.
Gina: Who's Gina?
Jake: Are you still on drugs?
Gina: Yeeeah.
Jake: Oh, tight.

Gina: But I don't know what to say about the other stuff because this is my life and I don't want to apologize for that.
Jake: No, and Gina, you shouldn't have to. Look, I'm really proud of you.
You're totally killing it.
Gina: Yeah, people want to stab me.
Jake: I mean, that's a very positive way of looking at things, but yeah.
Gina: Thank you. Ha ha ha ha-ha! Hoo hoo! I hit a new level of pain. Please keep talkin', please keep talkin'!

Gina: Bring your ass down here so we can finish our conversation.
Jake: We can do that later, Gina.
Gina: First of all, I have so much adrenaline pumping through my body right now I can feel almost nothing. Secondly, you can't say no to me. I have a knife in my back.
Jake: Yeah, that tracks.

Gina: Jake, I cannot wait for this doctor. Will you please grab this knife out of my back? Get it!
Jake: Gina, it's already out.
Gina: What?

Gina: Oooh! That's a knife! That is a knife in my back. That's so weird to say. There's a knife in my back.