Gina: Ooh, standardized tests? I have a great trick. Fill in all the bubbles with Wite-Out, jams the machine, everyone passes.

Sergeant Jeffords: These are practice for the lieutenant's exam. They're kicking my butt. I can't get better than 70%.
Gina: C-, the perfect grade. You pass, but you're still hot.

Sergeant Jeffords: Okay, so I talked to Captain Holt. He and Jake have the mumps. I'm in charge until Holt gets better.
Gina: Hello, you wanted to see if you can make a great captain. Now's your chance to shine. You're the pretty little understudy. And the aging lead? Well, she just fell down the stairs. Now all's you got to do is beat those wings and fly.

Gina: I would spend my $5,000 to buy backstage passes to Britney, and then I'd ask her one question: You think you're a better dancer than me?

Gina: Where's Charles?
Jake: On a stakeout with Rosa and Terry.
Gina: Police work? What a waste of time.

Gina: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most anticipated event in this precinct's history.
Jake: The auction for The Suitcase of Mystery!
Gina: Exactly, Jacob. This puppy's been in the lost and found since 1976. No one alive today knows its contents. I'm happy to say Captain Holt has finally given me permission to auction it off.

Jake: I'll let you give me a spray tan. Any shade you want.
Gina: Jake, willing to sacrifice his dignity. Who can top it?

Jake: I'll also give you full control of my hair and wardrobe!
Scully: I'll go on a date with you.
Gina: Sold! To Jake, not to Scully. That really freaked me out, and I just want this to end now.

Gina: You just say the word, and I will barge in there and kick that dude out.
Captain Holt: Don't be ridiculous. He is my superior officer. But more to the point, he's a welcome guest, and I am a good host.
Gina: He locked you out of your own office, didn't he?
Captain Holt: Yes, very much so.
Gina: Oh, Raymond.

Gina: You have a 2:30 meeting with small head big body. I forgot to take his name.

Gina: Did none of you detectives think this might be a gift for Captain Holt from someone in France? Like his husband, par exemple?

Amy: Okay, so, I'm going to face my fear of confined spaces. When I'm ready, you will shut the trunk and leave me here for 30 minutes.
Gina: I left a juice box and a diaper in there for you, so you're gonna be fine.

Gina: How about those quarterly write-offs? And did you hear about the merger? Also, we all need to go in on those flowers for Beth. Aw, Wednesdays.

Gina: You wanted to see me, sir?
Captain Holt: Yes, I have a special project for you.
Gina: Okay, but I'll have you know right now I only fly first class.
Captain Holt: I'm not flying you anywhere.

Jake: How about this: Amy and I will look after your house while you're gone. Right, Ames?
Amy: Totally.
Gina: I thought you two were watching Ray Charles Boyle.