Gina: Okay, but before we go, can we just choose a nice air freshener from the gift shop? You never know when you're gonna find your signature scent.
Captain Holt: I'm not an idiot, Gina; I know for a fact you've already found your signature scent.
Gina: Ugh! I have got to stop living my life out loud.

Jake: Captain Holt! What a pleasant surprise. Gina told me that you were delayed due to a wire situation.
Captain Holt: Yes, the situation is, you can rip them all out but the car still works.
Gina: Sorry, boo.

Charles: Okay, I give up. I need your help. I'm ready to try it your way.
Gina: Shh, you came at the perfect time. He's eating, and when an animal eats, that's when they're at their most vulnerable. You need to get in there show him who the alpha is.

Gina: Hey. Beard-o. It's time for you to get out of Charles's house today.
Adrian Pimento: Hang on, ma'am. You don't tell me what to do.
Gina: Uh, that's where you're wrong, baby girl. I run this precinct. Watch this. Scully, go to sleep!
Scully: Okay.

Jake: All right, look, a bunch of sketchy, black SUVs just pulled up outside. Either it's Figgis's guys, or Beyonce stubbed her toe.
Gina: Don't even joke about that, Jake. That would be our new number one priority.

Gina: I'm sorry, I went home. I was missing Iggy and I wanted to see her.
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh, well, you could've just told me.
Gina: Yeah, but I was embarrassed. I thought I'd be as incredible at being a working mom as I am at everything else I do: dancing, public speaking, capoeira, ghost hunting-
Sergeant Jeffords: You don't have to keep listing things you're good at.

Gina: You know, I don't even think Dave Coulier juggles.
Sergeant Jeffords: I Googled it. He doesn't.
Gina: Man what a trip.

Charles: Here's the plan. Gabriella Fuentes de San Miguel Estrada gossips about her love life. Then, Nikki opens up about hers.
Rosa: Yeah, this is the problem. I suck at gossiping.
Charles: Which is why I brought along a specialist. Gina will be in your ear feeding you stories.
Gina: I will be basing Gabriella on my sister's friend, Dana. Just be warned Dana real sloppy.

Captain Holt: Do you know what their speeches are about?
Gina: I do. "Staying the course". "Maintaining the course", and "Blazing a path to a new future". I'm kidding, it's "Remaining on the course".
Captain Holt: Unbelievable, none of these men have any interest in advancing the NYPD.
Gina: That's right, because they're dinosaurs. But do you know what kills dinosaurs?
Captain Holt: Asteroids?
Gina: No. You-steroids. You are going to kill these dinosaurs.

Captain Holt: Oh, hello, John.
John Kelly: Raymond.
Captain Holt: I just want to say what an honor it is to be up for the same job as a man with your ... experience.
John Kelly: Thank you.
Captain Holt: I paused suggestively before I said "experience," so he would know it wasn't really a compliment.
Gina: Who are you talking to? I invented the pause.

Amy: I'm a terrible manager. I've got this super eager know-it-all on my squad who keeps derailing me with all his ideas and I can't get anything done.
Rosa: Aww, you got an Amy.
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh, she's got an Amy.
Rosa: It's pretty normal. Yeah, she got one of her, right? Like a pet.
Gina: Takes one to know one, I guess.

Amy: No, he is not an Amy. I am nothing like Gary.
Gina: Uhh, first of all, Gary and Amy are the exact same name.

Gina: Well, what happened to Becky?
Rosa: Who?
Gina: The girl you were seeing whose name you wouldn't tell us so we just started calling her Becky.

Gina: You know what, men are difficult because they're all secretly monsters, but now that I know you're bi, that changes everything. I know so many great women.

Rosa: Where's Holt? He told me to come in here.
Gina: Nope. That was me. I've been recording his voice for the past two years, and now I have a soundboard where I can make him say anything I want. Check it out.
Diaz. I. Need. To. See. You. In. The. Briefing. Room. Now.