Gina: So I think I figured out an awesome and dramatic way to reveal that I was the Tattler. It'll be a dance. There'll be costumes.
Jake: Gina, it's fine. I don't care anymore. It's all in the past.
Gina: Oh, thank God. That is such a relief, 'cause I didn't want people thinking I was a tattler.

Gina: But that's not all. Over the next two weeks, I will be leaving each of you with a signature Gina Moment, something so shocking that it will stay with you for the rest of your lives, much like this interpretive dance piece, entitled, "The Linexit." This dance will be performed in four movements, each one expressing one aspect of my personality.
[Gina begins to dance]
Jake: Oh. Awesome. Was that the first movement?
Gina: What? Are you crazy? No. That's the warm-up. Each movement is 45 minutes.
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh, damn.
Gina: Hit it!

Gina: Mkay, my move?
Captain Holt: Ah, whites go first.
Gina: Oh, chess really is like life. Commentary. The game you love is racist and you're complicit.

Captain Holt: I'm not saying your dreams are unattainable. But you can pursue them while you're still gainfully employed here at the Nine-Nine. What's the rush to turn your back on stability and a paycheck?
Gina: I don't want stability and a paycheck. I wanna take a risk. Quote: "A bird can never learn to fly if it doesn't leave the nest." End quote. Gina Linetti, right now.

Gina: Nothing bad ever happens to me. I have a crystal in my pocket at all times.
Captain Holt: What about when you got hit by that bus?
Gina: That bus was going 60 miles per hour and here I sit before you completely fine. And you wanna say crystals don't work?

Amy: What are you two up to?
Gina: Eh, I'm on my phone and Rosa's just sitting there silently. The "yewzh".

Amy: Gina, I got a little going away present for you. Don't worry. It's nothing big.
Gina: Oh, my goodness. Wow.
Amy: You once said if you ever die, you wanted someone to turn your tweets into a book, so that's what I did.
Gina: Oh, my God. I said so many witty things so fast.
Amy: Yeah.
Gina: Amy, I don't know what to say. This is horrifying.
Amy: What?
Gina: This is way worse than crying. I mean, you put so much work into this. I'm completely uncomfortable. It makes me- Kinda makes me sick.

Gina: Wait, I'm confused. Did the Met fall through?
Jake: That place is stuffy and lame. And also, it's $12 million. But the point is, I decided. It was my call.
Sergeant Jeffords: Just have it at Shaw's. It doesn't have to be splashy.
Jake: It's a party for Gina. It absolutely has to be splashy, Terrence.
Gina: Terrence, would you jump into a pool without water? No, the splash is what keeps you alive. Splash is life.

Gina: No, I wanted to make sure Holt was familiar with my filing system. I didn't want to leave him in the dark.
Captain Holt: There are no dividers. It's just a big pile of loose papers.
Gina: Okay, yeah, you get it.

Gina: So, Duncs, I have an idea for a second book. It's a memoir, and it's made of memes. So, it's called a meme-oir.

Jake: Well, cyber looked into the threats, and they traced a number of negative comments back to another internet celebrity, Marvin Lennox.
Gina: Marvin Lennox. Yeah, I'm not worried about him. He's an inspirational baker.
Sergeant Jeffords: Inspirational baker? What the hell is that?
Marvin Lennox: [video] A man is like a quiche, and a quiche is only as strong as its crust. What's your crust?
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh, that's exactly what it sounds like.
Gina: Yeah, he's not a threat. He lives in Utah, and again, just to remind you inspirational baker.

Gina: Can't believe I just escaped death! I haven't felt this alive since I almost got killed by that bus.
Jake: I know, right? What a rush.

Captain Holt: Sorry, but you're too late. The tube is mine. Wait, it's empty. Where'd it go?
Gina: You looking for this? Surprise reveal.
All: Gina?
Gina: [evil laughter]

Gina: Well, well, well. You thought you could have a final heist without me?
Jake: I texted you about it like 50 times.
Gina: Yeah, but, Jake, I'm important now. So if you want to reach me, you should call into Watch What Happens Live. Andy Cohen always knows where I am, okay? Anyhoo, I'm gonna keep this safe by driving it around in this hot little mama.
Jake: You rented an armored truck?
Gina: No, I bought it. It felt like it was great for the heist and it's also just such a wonderful way to flex on you guys how rich I am now. I'm all about Salmons. [off Jake's look] Salmon. You don't know about the $10,000 bill that has a picture of Salmon P. Chase on it? He's like... It's sad you were unaware of that. Oh, my gosh, this is embarrassing for all you broke bums. [locks door] Okay. You're gonna regret the day you fired me.
Captain Holt: You left of your own volition! We each spent meaningful time with you! [van drives off] We were incredibly supportive!

Gina: Stupid Rosa. Thinks she can jump on my truck like Salt from the movie Salt.