Gina: Jake, I cannot wait for this doctor. Will you please grab this knife out of my back? Get it!
Jake: Gina, it's already out.
Gina: What?

Gina: Jake, I had a work thing. I can't believe you're being such a baby about this.
Jake: I'm not being a baby.
Gina: Look, I'm sorry I lied, okay? It was a big opportunity for me. I was having drinks with the brand director of a bottled water company. I can't say which one, but it rhymes with, "fart water."

Gina: Can't believe I just escaped death! I haven't felt this alive since I almost got killed by that bus.
Jake: I know, right? What a rush.

Sergeant Jeffords: Guys, uniformed officers found Marvin hiding in a bathroom at the event space. He's in custody. We got him!
Gina: That's great! I hope they give him the chair.

Gina: And now, I wanna hear from you, my baby G-Hive! Yes, girl in the mustard sweater.
Menla Park: Hi, Gina. I just quit my job and left my husband who loves parkour more than he loves me. And it's all because of your Gina-mendment: "If the light in your house is dim, change the bulb."
Gina: Yes! I have time for 15 more compliments.

Gina: In the beginning, there was nothing. And then God, a woman, said, "Let there be Gina!"

Jake: Well, cyber looked into the threats, and they traced a number of negative comments back to another internet celebrity, Marvin Lennox.
Gina: Marvin Lennox. Yeah, I'm not worried about him. He's an inspirational baker.
Sergeant Jeffords: Inspirational baker? What the hell is that?
Marvin Lennox: [video] A man is like a quiche, and a quiche is only as strong as its crust. What's your crust?
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh, that's exactly what it sounds like.
Gina: Yeah, he's not a threat. He lives in Utah, and again, just to remind you inspirational baker.

Gina: Timothée Chalamet, shimmy-yah, shimmy-yay. Timothée Chalamet, shimmy-yah, shimmy-yay.
Jake: Gina?
Gina: Sorry, I'm doing my vocal warm-up.

Gina: So, Duncs, I have an idea for a second book. It's a memoir, and it's made of memes. So, it's called a meme-oir.

Gina: Jacob! Terrencio! Give Moses a hug!

Gina: No, Italian girl. We are changing the world, for we are the G-Hive. And today we are celebrating our 1 millionth subscriber. Over 1 million people are living their lives according to the Gina-mandments. They're like the Ten Commandments, only there's more and they're better. I would now like to express my gratitude the best way I know how through song.
Gratitude
Grati-tat-tat-tat tatitude! Grati-tat-tat-tat-tatitude!
Gratitude.

Gina: I'm not gonna help you rob him, Jake. I'm his assistant, and I take that job incredibly seriously.
Jake: You're literally making paper airplanes out of police reports right now.
Gina: Well, how am I supposed to get it into that garbage can?

Gina: Anyway, I didn't doubt myself for one second. I'm more confident than I've ever been. I was only stalling because there was a shipping delay with my golden statue.
Jake: Ah, that makes sense.
Gina: And even though she looks like she has wet hair and just combed through a deep conditioning treatment, and even though her jeans look cheap and even though she has sausage fingers, I hope it reminds you of me, and I'm gonna miss you. I'll hold now for a five minute applause break. Do it! Please. [everyone claps] Thank you, thank you. Thank you.
Jake: This feels right.
Gina: I love you guys.

Gina: No, I wanted to make sure Holt was familiar with my filing system. I didn't want to leave him in the dark.
Captain Holt: There are no dividers. It's just a big pile of loose papers.
Gina: Okay, yeah, you get it.

Jake: Hey, Gina! What are you doing? We had A.C. Slater right there and you turned him away?
Gina: And that, Jake, was your Gina Moment.
Jake: What? But that sucked. Why was mine a bad one?
Gina: Because Jake, I wanted you to understand I don't need a celebrity or some crazy venue or a huge good-bye party. This is what I wanted. Just to hang with my friends and have a few drinks and laugh at Charles with his devil sticks until he makes eye contact- You're killing it, bud! You guys are all the splash that I need.