Rosa: We complained about Gina for an hour, and then he opened up gave me the name of the guy he works for.
Gina: I have never been so insulted in my entire life. I'm not gonna work cases for you guys anymore.
Captain Holt: We were never going to ask you to.
Gina: You just lost your best detective.

Sergeant Jeffords: So for the next two weeks, Captain Holt will be on medical leave, which means I am the acting captain.
Gina: And we are your royal subjects. Do continue.

Sergeant Jeffords: That's right, Nine-Nine. That's the sound of the victory bell. We just crossed our first task off the list.
Gina: Oh, my goodness. Terry, that is so great. Which one was it?
Sergeant Jeffords: Fix bell.
Gina: All right. Little less than I had hoped for, but still a thing.

Sergeant Jeffords: Yeah, but two weeks in charge, and I didn't get any of my goals accomplished.
Gina: You got Hitchcock and Scully off their hunger strike.
Sergeant Jeffords: I just threw a bunch of popcorn on the floor. It wasn't that hard.
Gina: Yeah, they're animals.

Gina: Uh, Debbie, let me show you New York, okay? The buildings, the subway ... the bank, the dry cleaner I got to run some errands.

Captain Holt: Gina, are you excited for our "Escape the Room" team-building exercise?
Gina: I told you, sir, it would be far more effective for the squad to go to Vegas, and you give us each $5,000.
Captain Holt: No, I see no value in that.

Gina: Jake! Jakester! Remember when I did not email you about Captain Holt's "Escape the Room" thing tonight?
Jake: No, and I can't go. Amy and I are going to my mom's house for my birthday.
Gina: Adults don't care about their birthdays.
Jake: You came to work last year on a horse.
Gina: Man, forget you.

Gina: Sarge, take off your shirt! It's restricting your movement.

Business Man: Who are you again?
Gina: Gina, from Sales. I have the plant on my desk.
Business Man: Oh, yeah. You want to sit with us.
Gina: We'll all be dead so soon.
Business Man: What?
Gina: I would love to sit.

Gina: Ugh. That was a nightmare. I ate a Caesar salad wrap.

Amy: I'm so proud of you, you lioness. You faced your fear.
Gina: And I emerged victorious. Yay! (removes a wig)
Rosa: That was a wig?
Gina: You didn't think I'd put my actual hair in a ponytail? Are you insane?

Captain Holt: I made an application to the M.C. Guffin Foundation for a grant to upgrade our office equipment. Unfortunately, they require a video submission. I understand you have some filmmaking experience.
Gina: Well, you know, I've been re-Vined by Rob Kardashian, so, yeah, I'm a director.
Here's what I'm picturing: I enter, in, like, a Fellini-style getup. Rosa's dressed like a porcupine-

Jake: All right, well, we're about to go follow up on a lead right now.
Gina: Great; I'm gonna rip a bunch of wires out of your dashboard.
Jake: What? No, don't!

Gina: I would like a police horse, and I'd like Terry to be riding it almost constantly.

Jake: Did they find Figgis?
Captain Holt: Not yet, but they're confident they will. And when they do, Detective Pimento can come home.
Rosa: Can't wait. I'm gonna eat his face off.
Gina: You guys are so cute.