Amy: Hey. What are you doing in here?
Gina: Holt's scanner was making me anxious, so I came in here to listen to some calming music. It's me singing the song I wrote. "Subway girl Gettin' all the looks Holdin' onto your Big pile of books, yeah"

Amy: Listen. I was thinking, Rosa seemed pretty annoyed about the broken toilet up here, and since she's having a rough day, I thought it would be nice if we got it fixed for her before she got back.
Gina: And you came to me 'cause I'm the only one who ever gets anything done around here.
Amy: And because you were supposed to get it fixed last week, so it's kind of a second chance for you.
Gina: This is a time of crisis, so we're supposed to be lifting each other up.
Why don't you call that plumber I've been asking you to call for a few hours now?

Captain Holt: Oh, my.
Gina: What?
Captain Holt: I just got an email from the mayor's office telling me if I'm the next commissioner of the NYPD.
Gina: Well, well, well, finally something to care about today.

Captain C.J. Jason Stentley: Look, I'm going to be honest. Between you and me, I don't fully know what I'm doing, but it seems like you guys do, so I'm just gonna stay out of the way and give you guys whatever you need.
Gina: Ceej? Hi, Gina Linetti here. What I need is an assistant of my own, just to do my paperwork and all my other work.
Captain C.J. Jason Stentley: Work is the worst. I get it. Uh. Hire whoever you want. I just want you guys to be happy.
Gina: And I will help you with that.

Gina: I love him. He's the best captain we've ever had, hands down.

Gina: Looks like you're all alone. Em, can you go ahead and show her out?
Emily: Right this way, please, and can I validate your parking?
Amy: I work here.

Sergeant Jeffords: Captain Stentley. There's an urgent situation, and we need 72 hours off to go to Florida. Now, I can't explain why-
Captain C.J. Jason Stentley: Absolutely not.
Amy: What?
Sergeant Jeffords: The Eight-Six said they would cover for us, and this very important!
Captain C.J. Jason Stentley: That's enough. Someone once told me that being a captain means telling people no. Oh, wait. That was you guys. You guys told me that. Anyway, you're right. You can't go.
Amy: Sorry, guys. I kinda feel like this is my fault.
Emily: I kinda feel like this is my fault.
Gina: Not now, Emily.

Jake: So what's this secret meeting all about? You guys know I'm not medically cleared for another week.
Gina: It's not a secret meeting, Jake. It's an intervention.
Rosa: The tips have to go.
Jake: What? Why?
Gina: Jake, we're worried about you, and you look very stupid.

Gina: [Australian accent] Crikey.
Amy: You're not Australian, Gina.
Gina: Get stuffed, ya drongo.

Gina: 'sup, losers? I have the real plaque!

Gina: Once I had the plaques, I manipulated Captain Holt into choosing Boyle as his partner. All it took was six bottles of dish soap.
[cut to:]
Gina: See, this is what happens when Jake tries to wash dishes by himself. It's like he's helpless without Boyle.
Captain Holt: Yes. He is helpless without Boyle.
[return]
Gina: And you fell for my trap like a greedy little rat.
Captain Holt: Easy.

Jake: Look, it's gonna be fine. We'll get the car fixed and make it back in time. Gina, when's the tow truck getting here?
Gina: No idea, I'm talking to my spiritual adviser. He says we have an engine problem.
Jake: Yeah, I know, that's why I said call a tow truck!
Gina: So you admit my spiritual adviser is right?

Gina: Jake, you done good, kid. Glad I took you along for the ride.

Amy: Okay, we're running out of time. What do you guys like better: classic bishop hat fold or crown fold? Now, the crown is more showy, but the bishop hat has a certain dignity.
Gina: I'll kill myself if it's not the crown fold.
Amy: Oh, okay, thanks.
Gina: Sometimes you have to pretend to care about napkins to stop hearing about napkins.

Gina: I'd tell you to pack sunscreen, but Mm, looks like you already got burned.
Charles: Uh-oh, did I? 'Cause my skin still tastes pretty raw.
Gina: Ew.