Charles: Gina, what the hell?
Gina: New phone, who dis?
Charles: You can't do that in person. It's Charles. Boyle. Your coworker.
Gina: Oh, hey, Charles.

Rosa: Well, is there any chance the info on in computer was maybe saved to the cloud?
Sergeant Jeffords: I don't know. Gina, was Captain Holt's hard drive backed up to the cloud?
Gina: Yeah.
Sergeant Jeffords: Then why did you let me try to rebuild his computer?
Gina: Because I'm a rascal.

Gina: Ooh, you're still wearing the mask?
Charles: Yeah, to hide my sadness. I'll take it off.
Gina: No, don't. For some reason, it's easier to care about what you say when you look like me.

Charles: Why did you tell your mom to leave my dad, Gina? Is it so bad being a Boyle?
Gina: Yes, it's terrible, but that's not why I did it. My mom was cheating on your dad, so I told her she had to break it off.
Charles: What? Why didn't you tell me?
Gina: Because I didn't want to hurt you or him. She was being disgusting, so I told her she had to end it.
Charles: You were trying to protect us. Gina, you were actually being sweet.
Gina: Uh-doi.

Captain Holt: In short, Commissioner Kelly's new initiative is a regressive, wrongheaded return to the NYPD's darkest days. How was that?
Gina: Like watching a corpse wash up on shore, lifeless.

Gina: Come on, you gotta pace it up, okay? You need to smile more. Energize the eyes! Gesticulate!
Captain Holt: You're describing the behavior of a crazy person.
Gina: Am I? Because right now, you can't take your eyes off me.

John Kelly: So you are doing a TV interview? That's cool.
Captain Holt: Why are you smiling?
Gina: 'Cause he's one of those friendly villains, like the Verizon guy who defected to Sprint.

Jake: Thanks for getting there so fast today, sir. Were you able to still do your interview?
Gina: He did not. However, I did so.
[cut to footage of a news interview with Gina, who is gesticulating wildly:]
Gina: The real question is what are police?
Grace Maravilla: I'm sorry. Who are you again?
[present:]
Gina: They said they've never had more viewer complaints. Controversial and loving it.

Gina: Can't wait to see everyone we graduated with and lie to them about what I've been up to for my own amusement. It's gonna be Fib City, population: Gina Clooney.

Laura: You should talk to Quentin Chase. He's a big-time Silicon Valley investor now, and he was just telling me all about it. Quentin, come here. You have got to talk to Gina. She basically invented apps. They were going to be called "lications."
Gina: You really bungled that.

Gina: Guys, you know how I thought it would be so much fun to lie to everyone tonight?
Jake: Yeah. Did it finally catch up with you?
Gina: No, the opposite. Someone wants to buy a company I made up on the spot. The elevator pitch had him drooling.
[cut to Gina talking to Quentin Chase]
Gina: As a mother, I'm always struggling to find quality playdates. Most two-year-olds are boring, lame duds.
Quentin Chase: All of my daughter's friends suck.
Gina: Well, with Todddddler's proprietary algorithm, you will be matched with top tots, and those boring duds they'll stay where they belong: the hell away from you and your family.

Gina: I'm not really sure how to close this. Maybe you guys could pretend to be heirs to a canned-goods fortune who want to buy my company!
Jake: Gina, we don't have time for your thing right now.
Gina: Oh, smart. Big-time him. That's the perfect idea. I won't forget you when I'm rich. Thanks so much, Jake and Jake's wife.
Jake: She knows your name.

Gina: Yeah, I'm the reason you're a cop. I'm your origin story, dude. You can't be mad at me.

Jake: I feel like I'm still pretty mad.
Gina: Peter Parker wasn't mad at his spider.

Gina: And if it makes you feel any better, that app thing completely blew up in my face. I mean, my night sucked. Okay, I can see from your expression that your night was worse, and I should've left it at "sorry."