Jake: Listen. Gina Linetti is not a perfect person.
Gina: Mm, I'm hoping this gets more supportive as it goes along.
Jake: But what she lacks in perfection, she makes up for with an utter and total belief that she is perfect.
Gina: Ooh, you said "but," and then you said something worse.
Jake: She is fiercely loyal. She will do the right thing for you even when you can't see it for yourself, and she's saved my ass countless times.
Gina: And it's been 12. I counted.

Gina: I can't raise my kid and create an app and work at the Nine-Nine. It's too much.
Jake: Well, then prepare for me to murder your parents right in front of your face.
Gina: Rude.
Jake: No. It's Batman's origin story, like the radioactive spider thing you did with me.
Gina: I don't read comic books.

Jake: Gina I think your talents might be wasted at the Nine-Nine. I love you, but it might be time for you to move on.
Gina: Um, are you firing me?
Jake: What? No. I don't think I could even do that.
Gina: Good, because I quit. You know, tonight I realized that my talents are being wasted at the Nine-Nine.
Jake: Okay, that's kind of exactly what I just said.
Gina: Jake, let me finish. This is serious. It's time for me to move on. For real, though, it is.

Captain Holt: All right, Jeffords, what's this meeting all about? I've got a full workload today.
Sergeant Jeffords: I didn't call it. I thought you did.
Captain Holt: What? I did no such thing.
Rosa: So if neither of you called it, then who did?
[sound effects begin]
All: Gina. Right.

Gina: Oh! Oh, Sheila, that was awesome. Okay, just stay here. Wow, can't believe I executed that to perfection.
Scully: That was amazing.

Captain Holt: Gina, what's this all about?
Gina: I wanted to make one final grand entrance.
Charles: Final? What do you mean?
Gina: I've decided to leave the Nine-Nine. Which is why- [music starts, dancers emerge]
Jake: Oh, okay.
Gina: I'm handing in my two weeks' notice. [a dancer hands Captain Holt a piece of paper]

Captain Holt: I don't understand. What are you gonna do?
Gina: I'm not sure, but Jake convinced me it was time to start a new chapter. It was time to spread my wings and fly. [dancers lift Gina up] I'm an angel. I'm an angel. I'm an angel.

Captain Holt: Gina, have you thought this through? Have you considered the ramifications of what you're doing?
Gina: Yeah, I mean, I named this guy Hitchcock and now I kind of want him off the board.

Captain Holt: I was just worried. But I guess after working with you for five years, I should've realized. You know what you're doing.
Gina: Thanks, Captain.
Captain Holt: Have you thought this through?
Gina: Not at all. And yet, checkmate.
Captain Holt: That was completely illegal. That's not at all how the queen moves.
Gina: That's how this queen moves. Checkmate.
Captain Holt: It's against the rules of chess.
Gina: Well, Gina Linetti done reinvented the game.
Captain Holt: Uh, I'm supporting your overall career decision, I'm on board, but you can't assign-
Gina: I won both things. Chess and the argument. This little birdie, she gotta fly the coop. I'm taking this with me as a little remembrance, Sir. Ca-caw! Ca-caw! Ca-caw!

Gina: That's so dope, but we don't have time. Mario Lopez is right there in the VIP.
Jake: So, how do we get him to come to your party? Say we're his biggest fans?
Gina: No, Jake. Celebrities despise their fans. You get into entertainment to be removed from general society.

Mario Lopez: So what's up? Can I, uh, come in and get a drink?
Gina: Mm, actually, I'm sorry, the venue's at capacity. There's just too many people inside.
Jake: What?
Mario Lopez: Wait, I was told that this event depended on me. You just begged me, like, an hour ago.
Gina: And now I'm begging you to stop embarrassing yourself 'cause it's not a good shade on you.
Mario Lopez: Are you really not gonna let me in?
Gina: There's nothing I can do, I'm sor- Hey, Scully.
Scully: Hi, Gina. I brought my own pigs in a blanket!
Gina: Dope.
Mario Lopez: Who's that guy?
Gina: Scully. Mario, you gotta calm down. And you gotta walk away. It's over.

Jake: Hey, Gina! What are you doing? We had A.C. Slater right there and you turned him away?
Gina: And that, Jake, was your Gina Moment.
Jake: What? But that sucked. Why was mine a bad one?
Gina: Because Jake, I wanted you to understand I don't need a celebrity or some crazy venue or a huge good-bye party. This is what I wanted. Just to hang with my friends and have a few drinks and laugh at Charles with his devil sticks until he makes eye contact- You're killing it, bud! You guys are all the splash that I need.

Gina: Plus, it's so cool that I got to turn a celebrity away from my party. That was kinda my Gina Moment for me. I've always wanted to do that.

Rosa: She's definitely still gonna be here.
Charles: No way. She's gone. Hah! Look! Her desk, I told you, it's empty.
Sergeant Jeffords: She's right over there burning stuff.
Gina: I'm just sage-ing. Trying to clear this place of my energy.
Charles: Why?
Sergeant Jeffords: Cold feet.
Gina: No. No one's paying me for my vibes anymore. I'm not trying to give 'em away for free.

Gina: No, Italian girl. We are changing the world, for we are the G-Hive. And today we are celebrating our 1 millionth subscriber. Over 1 million people are living their lives according to the Gina-mandments. They're like the Ten Commandments, only there's more and they're better. I would now like to express my gratitude the best way I know how through song.
Gratitude
Grati-tat-tat-tat tatitude! Grati-tat-tat-tat-tatitude!
Gratitude.