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Quote from the episode Return of the King

Gina: In the beginning, there was nothing. And then God, a woman, said, "Let there be Gina!"

Quote from the episode Return of the King

Gina: G-Hive! Are you ready for three new Gina-mandments? Number one, you can be anything you set your mind to as long as you're already great at it! Number two, no one knows you can't take it with you! Be buried with your money. Cha-ching! Number three, if you fall down nine times you gotta reassess your walking, 'cause something's wrong.

Quote from the episode Return of the King

Gina: And now, I wanna hear from you, my baby G-Hive! Yes, girl in the mustard sweater.
Menla Park: Hi, Gina. I just quit my job and left my husband who loves parkour more than he loves me. And it's all because of your Gina-mendment: "If the light in your house is dim, change the bulb."
Gina: Yes! I have time for 15 more compliments.

Quote from the episode Return of the King

Sergeant Jeffords: Guys, uniformed officers found Marvin hiding in a bathroom at the event space. He's in custody. We got him!
Gina: That's great! I hope they give him the chair.

Quote from the episode Return of the King

Gina: [on the phone] Duncan, I almost died. It was amazing.
Duncan: I heard all about it, Gines. Look, you're trending!
Gina: And from my pain comes triumph!
Duncan: Love that. And we can use this publicity to get more money out of those bottled water guys. You really impressed them at drinks last night!
Gina: Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah we should talk about this later.
Duncan: Sorry, you're breaking up. Look, I said they loved you at the drinks last night the drinks last night that you had with the water people? Crap, I just hit the Holland Tunnel, but again, [volume decreasing] great job with the drinks last night! [distantly] Bye.
Gina: Jake, did you hear that?

Quote from the episode Return of the King

Gina: Jake, I had a work thing. I can't believe you're being such a baby about this.
Jake: I'm not being a baby.
Gina: Look, I'm sorry I lied, okay? It was a big opportunity for me. I was having drinks with the brand director of a bottled water company. I can't say which one, but it rhymes with, "fart water."

Quote from the episode Return of the King

Gina: Bring your ass down here so we can finish our conversation.
Jake: We can do that later, Gina.
Gina: First of all, I have so much adrenaline pumping through my body right now I can feel almost nothing. Secondly, you can't say no to me. I have a knife in my back.
Jake: Yeah, that tracks.

Quote from the episode Return of the King

Gina: But I don't know what to say about the other stuff because this is my life and I don't want to apologize for that.
Jake: No, and Gina, you shouldn't have to. Look, I'm really proud of you.
You're totally killing it.
Gina: Yeah, people want to stab me.
Jake: I mean, that's a very positive way of looking at things, but yeah.
Gina: Thank you. Ha ha ha ha-ha! Hoo hoo! I hit a new level of pain. Please keep talkin', please keep talkin'!

Quote from the episode Return of the King

Gina: Oooh! That's a knife! That is a knife in my back. That's so weird to say. There's a knife in my back.

Quote from the episode Return of the King

Gina: Jake, I cannot wait for this doctor. Will you please grab this knife out of my back? Get it!
Jake: Gina, it's already out.
Gina: What?

Quote from the episode Sabotage

Gina: Attention everyone. The tragic sound you hear is the shredding of my spandi. Gina Linetti will never dance again.

Quote from the episode Adrian Pimento

Captain Holt: Well done, Linetti.
Gina: Sergeant Linetti. I had the fake Holt give me a promotion. He signed the papers and everything.

Quote from the episode Game Night

Amy: How's little Enigma doing?
Gina: We call her Iggy now, but you're gonna wanna keep it down because she's trying to take a nap, okay, Amy?
Amy: Oh, sure, I just feel like I was matching the same volume that you were speaking at.
Gina: Amy, keep it down.

Quote from the episode Game Night

Gina: Hey, little man. Why so teeny?
Devin Cathertaur: I'm not teeny. I'm average size.
Gina: [LAUGHS] What a sad brag.

Quote from the episode Game Night

Devin Cathertaur: I don't even know who you are.
Gina: But I know who you are, Devin. You tell everyone you got a degree from Stanford but you really went to Stamforb, an online college based in Arkansas.
Devin Cathertaur: It's a good school.
Gina: You live with your aunt. That's sad. And you spend a third of your salary on tropical fish and aquaria. [LAUGHTER] You know, I found all this off of, hm, 20 minutes of idle snoopin' around. Imagine what I could do with a dedicated couple of hours.

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