Gina: The Jimmy jabs has claimed its first victims. Boyle, you made no impact. Also, Detective Scully has withdrawn due to food poisoning, which I think we all saw coming.

Gina: On your marks, get set, Ruffalo!

Gina: Jake will go first, then Amy, then Rosa. On your mark, get set, Paul Gosselaar!

Gina: On your mark, get Seth- Rogen! Contestants must make it past the barricade hurdles then use a bean bag gun to get a snack. You will eat the snack in its entirety. Next, head down to the first floor where you will locate a pamphlet about bullying. Then print out a picture of me using a laptop from 1982 whoever grabs their printout first is the winner!

Captain Holt: But if I don't have the winning tube, who does?
Rosa: [shutters open] I do.
Gina: Yet another surprise reveal again.

Captain Holt: Apparently, one of the candidates for commissioner tweeted a picture of the water main break and accidentally included a link to his favorite pornographic website-
Gina: Mm.
Captain Holt: Cosplay-butts-n-boobs.com.
Gina: Amateur move. You should never copy-paste if you're a perv.

Gina: Attention everyone. The tragic sound you hear is the shredding of my spandi. Gina Linetti will never dance again.

Gina: I know we're all concerned about Boyle, but again, there is a solution. Forget your ex with meaningless sex. It rhymes because it's true.

Gina: And, Amy, you don't know this 'cause I don't necessarily enjoy talking to you, but in my early 20s, I too battled an addiction.

Amy: How's little Enigma doing?
Gina: We call her Iggy now, but you're gonna wanna keep it down because she's trying to take a nap, okay, Amy?
Amy: Oh, sure, I just feel like I was matching the same volume that you were speaking at.
Gina: Amy, keep it down.

Captain Holt: It's loading! We got Internet!
Gina: All right, I guess my work here is done, guys.
Sergeant Jeffords: How can we ever thank you?
Gina: I'll tell you how. Use this precious Internet. Use it every day. Keep multiple tabs open, stream videos in HD, leave comments on everything you can find. Most importantly, make your avatars GIFs.

Sergeant Jeffords: I was thinking more like a pizza party when you come back in two weeks.
Gina: Oh, yeah. So here's the thing: I'm not coming back.
Captain Holt: What?
Charles: Seriously?
Gina: Yeah, listen, I have a daughter now and when she grows up I wanna be doing something that makes her proud. So I'm starting my own company.
Amy: Ooh! What is it?
Gina: I'm running a sports league for other people's pets.
Captain Holt: Ohh.
Charles: Well, Gina, as your colleague, best friend, brother and ex-lover-
Gina: Ugh.
Charles: I fully support your dreams, but do you really wanna leave?
Gina: My mind is made up. And so this is Gina Linetti's last grand exit from the Nine-Nine.

Charles: So, since you're not coming back, we wanted to bring you all your stuff.
It's a lot of gum and what seem to be blackmail files you've been keeping on all of us?
Gina: I'm not a blackmailer. If you tell anyone I am, I will release your secrets.

Charles: Admit it. Amy and I changed your mind.
Gina: All right, it was you guys. I actually even cried a little bit after you left my apartment.
Charles: Aw.
Amy: Oh! I made Gina Linetti cry?
Gina: Hey, calm down. I had a baby ten weeks ago. I cried to a carpet cleaner commercial yesterday.

Gina: Ugh. I didn't strike you when you said knocking boots, but Bone Bros. I can not abide.