Quote from the episode The Apartment
Gina: Jake, he is a sea-witch in disguise, do not sing into his shell.
Quote from the episode The Party
Gina: All men are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born, because she knew she would never be better than me. At any given moment, I'm thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfuss hunkered over eating dog food. I feel like I'm the Paris of people.
Quote from the episode Operation Broken Feather
Gina: Sweet sweater, Charles. You look like you're starring in an Albanian remake of The Cosby Show. Dr. Huxtable, Dr. Huxtable.
Quote from the episode Christmas
Gina: I could take a pic of myself dressed up as an elf. "Elfie selfie."
Quote from the episode Thanksgiving
Gina: Rough night?
Amy: Yeah, it certainly hasn't gone according to plan.
Gina: Oh, no. Oh, Amy, I was ordering a drink called a "Rough Night." It's tequila with a nicotine patch.
Quote from the episode Thanksgiving
Gina: (To Amy) Did you make the cover of "Hair Pulled Back" magazine?
Quote from the episode Thanksgiving
Gina: Oh, my God, Amy, that's so cool that you still live with your Grandmother.
Amy: I live alone. This is my stuff. I like quilts.
Gina: Stop. Each sentence is getting sadder.
Quote from the episode Sal's Pizza
Gina: Captain, turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton, re: sex tape.
Quote from the episode 48 Hours
Gina: Do whatever you want, but most women don't really like it when dudes lie to them. Except for me, but I'm wired to thrive on dysfunction.
Quote from the episode The Vulture
Gina: Gina's authentic stolen police badges. How can I help?
Jake: Hey, it's Peralta.
Gina: Oh, hey, Jake.
Jake: Hey, do you carry a hair dryer in your purse?
Gina: Of course. I'm not an animal.
Quote from the episode Stakeout
Gina: This one's definitely you. Look how masculine the clothes are.
Amy: It's a suit of armour.
Gina: Pantsuit of armour.
Quote from the episode The Pontiac Bandit Returns
Charles: Gina, you need to see this.
Gina: Oh, Charles. I can't take that. It's clearly not cash, and I don't have time in my life to return things.
Quote from the episode The Road Trip
Sergeant Jeffords: What's going on, Diaz, are you sick?
Gina: Do you have cholera? Is it typhoid? Are you a vampire? My horoscope said to wear a cowl neck today and I laughed!
Quote from the episode Lockdown
Gina: To Charles, I leave you the memories of my supple form. I'm reminding everyone of my embarrassing sexual past because I'm hoping it's the act of charity that gets me into heaven.
Quote from the episode Jake and Sophia
Charles: I want that room, Gina. You can't push me around. We're not Poke Pals any more.
Gina: Eww!
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