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Quote from the episode The Apartment

Gina: Jake, he is a sea-witch in disguise, do not sing into his shell.

Quote from the episode The Party

Gina: All men are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born, because she knew she would never be better than me. At any given moment, I'm thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfuss hunkered over eating dog food. I feel like I'm the Paris of people.

Quote from the episode Operation Broken Feather

Gina: Sweet sweater, Charles. You look like you're starring in an Albanian remake of The Cosby Show. Dr. Huxtable, Dr. Huxtable.

Quote from the episode Christmas

Gina: I could take a pic of myself dressed up as an elf. "Elfie selfie."

Quote from the episode Thanksgiving

Gina: Rough night?
Amy: Yeah, it certainly hasn't gone according to plan.
Gina: Oh, no. Oh, Amy, I was ordering a drink called a "Rough Night." It's tequila with a nicotine patch.

Quote from the episode Thanksgiving

Gina: (To Amy) Did you make the cover of "Hair Pulled Back" magazine?

Quote from the episode Thanksgiving

Gina: Oh, my God, Amy, that's so cool that you still live with your Grandmother.
Amy: I live alone. This is my stuff. I like quilts.
Gina: Stop. Each sentence is getting sadder.

Quote from the episode Sal's Pizza

Gina: Captain, turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton, re: sex tape.

Quote from the episode 48 Hours

Gina: Do whatever you want, but most women don't really like it when dudes lie to them. Except for me, but I'm wired to thrive on dysfunction.

Quote from the episode The Vulture

Gina: Gina's authentic stolen police badges. How can I help?
Jake: Hey, it's Peralta.
Gina: Oh, hey, Jake.
Jake: Hey, do you carry a hair dryer in your purse?
Gina: Of course. I'm not an animal.

Quote from the episode Stakeout

Gina: This one's definitely you. Look how masculine the clothes are.
Amy: It's a suit of armour.
Gina: Pantsuit of armour.

Quote from the episode The Pontiac Bandit Returns

Charles: Gina, you need to see this.
Gina: Oh, Charles. I can't take that. It's clearly not cash, and I don't have time in my life to return things.

Quote from the episode The Road Trip

Sergeant Jeffords: What's going on, Diaz, are you sick?
Gina: Do you have cholera? Is it typhoid? Are you a vampire? My horoscope said to wear a cowl neck today and I laughed!

Quote from the episode Lockdown

Gina: To Charles, I leave you the memories of my supple form. I'm reminding everyone of my embarrassing sexual past because I'm hoping it's the act of charity that gets me into heaven.

Quote from the episode Jake and Sophia

Charles: I want that room, Gina. You can't push me around. We're not Poke Pals any more.
Gina: Eww!

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