Amy: Oh my god, what is on your sweater?
Gina: As everyone knows, my spirit animal is nature's greatest predator, the wolf. But I committed a horrible sexual blunder and I'm no longer wolf-worthy. My spirit animal is now this, the naked mole-rat, God's disgusting mistake.
Amy: Yeah, it's pretty ugly.
Gina: Hey, only I get to talk about my spirit animal that way. You don't get to say that.

Jake: He's here. Boyle is here.
Gina: This is so fun! I wish you guys got shot more often.

Gina: Why are you smiling? I don't get it. I won.
Charles: Did you? You were so busy trying to beat the Boyles, you became one. You learned about our likes and dislikes, our allergies and our phobias. You even bought cousin Sherman a scrunchy for his ponytail.
Gina: Yeah, so I could win.
Charles: And you did win ... a plot in the family cemetery. All of us together lying in a grave for eternity!
Gina: "Grave" singular? Charles, "grave" singular?

Gina: My point is, I can do anything Charles can.
Jake: Except look exactly like the body double I got for him. Bill, you can come out now.
Bill: Hi.
Gina: Okay, yeah, this pasty white guy is gonna be a problem.

Gina: Sup, Sarge? Just digging through the garbage like a normal person?

Sergeant Jeffords: Listen up. Diaz and I are going to Rikers to interview a guy we think has info on the Douglass Street murders.
Also, IT says the internet is down.
Gina: What? No! I had just clicked a link that said Balloon Boy grew up hot. Now I will never see those pictures.
Rosa: Can't you just use the internet on your phone?
Gina: Bitch, you know I'm out of data.

Gina: Captain? The kids want to know where Paulie the Pigeon is. I told them he got sucked up into an airplane engine, is that all right?

Charles: We found the cocaine behind a green hamper. Never said green or the letter H.
Gina: She said blue and yellow, Charles. I don't know if there's any kindergärtners present but those two colors combined make green.

Sergeant Jeffords: I'm trying to find out who our leak is.
Gina: What makes you so sure that there's a leak? It might've just been that the reporter was really good at his job, like that hot blond surfer was at TMZ.

Gina: Bill, but you got to stand like me. I'm kind of like a young Brando, so give it that energy. Okay, yeah. You're doing the best you can with the tools that you have.

Sergeant Jeffords: Rosa, stick with Gina. Make sure she doesn't say anything insane. Or steal anything.
Gina: Too late. Don't worry, it's just like hats and scarves and stuff.

Gina: Excuse me, guys, coming in.
Sergeant Jeffords: Wait. Gina, you sure you can fit in?
Gina: I'm sorry. Because of my injury, I can no longer fit in?
Sergeant Jeffords: No, I meant physically.
Gina: I'll have you know, I am physically as strong as I've ever been stronger even. I'm Gina Linetti, and I can do anything, okay? Excuse me, please. Excuse me.
(ALL GROAN)
Gina: Oh, yeah, this is too crowded. Shouldn't have wasted my speech on this moment.

Gina: So I went through your feed to see what you were posting. Lot of pictures of your kids. Nobody cares. And then I found this picture you posted last week."Living that #YOGURT life." [laughs] Embarrassing. But what's even more embarrassing, Terry, is that the arrest numbers are in the photo, clear as day.

Gina: Amy, I too have a gift, okay? Tonight, until the stroke of midnight, I will not make fun of you in any way at all, no matter what.
Amy: That is so sweet. And my gift to you is a cray-cray night of funky fun!
Gina: I fear I've already made the biggest mistake of my life.

Jake: Hey, Gina. I need a top secret favor. Sharon is coming to the precinct and I need your help.
Gina: Uh, it better not be pregnancy-related, 'cause that crap is nasty.
Jake: The miracle of life?
Gina: Dress it up however you want, that's some disgusting animal kingdom nonsense.