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Quote from the episode The Puzzle Master

Scully: Speak for yourself, sister. We found a smoking gun. Play it, Hitchcock.
Hitchcock: Voila.
Scully: Bah-boom.
Rosa: What, I don't see anything.
Hitchcock: Focus on the butt. The butt don't lie.
Scully: He squeezed his cheeks before he opened the slip. He knew his name was on it.
Hitchcock: It was a pre-emptive celebration clench.

Quote from the episode Four Movements

Hitchcock: Sorry to interrupt, ladies, but you might want to take a couple of steps back. This is not going to smell good.
Gina: Un-hug! Un-hug!
Amy: Ugh!

Quote from the episode Show Me Going

Rosa: Dude, he's an NYPD legend. I heard he took down three serial killers in one week.
Sergeant Jeffords: I heard he defused a bomb with his teeth because his hands were tied up.
Hitchcock: I heard he bangs constantly.
Jake: Hitchcock, no chime-ins for you.

Quote from the episode Four Movements

Hitchcock: If you want a celebrity, I met Leroy Pipe at Gyna-rama '08.

Quote from the episode Four Movements

Sergeant Jeffords: I have a buddy who works in private security. They do protection for tons of big names. He'll know who's in town.
Jake: Fantastic. Please call him right now.
Hitchcock: No need. Leroy Pipe is in! All he needs is bail money.
Jake: Great. But also, Terry, you still call your guy.

Quote from the episode Show Me Going

Captain Holt: I know you're all concerned about Rosa, but she's not going in alone. She's part of a massive NYPD response.
Amy: And it's Rosa, right? I mean, she's a badass. She's the toughest of all of us. No offense, guys.
Sergeant Jeffords: No, that's accurate.
Jake: Very fair.
Hitchcock: I could take her. What? I'm wily.

Quote from the episode The Venue

Amy: Hitchcock? What was that sound?
Hitchcock: I just got an alert from my hookup app. I'm about to boink with a local single in my area.

Quote from the episode The 9-8

Rosa: What the hell are you guys doing out here?
Scully: Finally eating breakfast. We snuck the microwave out here so we could cook our burritos like real policemen.
Hitchcock: Now they have to use the toaster oven. Enjoy your 16-minute cook times, idiots.

Quote from the episode Four Movements

Captain Holt: And we all know she'll succeed at whatever she tries.
Hitchcock: I feel like this is all my fault. She's staying for me. She just can't let go.
Jake: Hitchcock, you don't have to contribute.

Quote from the episode Show Me Going

Scully: I'm so sorry, how's your penis?
Hitchcock: Sore. How's your penis?
Scully: Sore.
Hitchcock: I'm proud of us.

Quote from the episode The Last Ride

Sergeant Jeffords: Okay, we're making progress on your phone. We went to the bar where it was taken- Wait, why are you in handcuffs?
Greg: Because I've been arrested.
Rosa: What? By who?
Hitchcock: Hitchcock, baby.

Quote from the episode White Whale

Hitchcock: I am so sick of this city. I go into a coffee shop, and as soon as everybody sees that I'm a cop, they stop talking and they avoid eye contact with me. One lady even walked out. I am just so tired of being treated like the enemy.
Jake: Hey, Hitchcock? Your penis is hanging out.
Hitchcock: Oh. Well, that's a relief.

Quote from the episode House Mouses

Jake: So look, a big, important drug case came across my desk, and I need your help. Only problem is, Sarge doesn't think you can handle it.
Hitchcock: He's right.

Quote from the episode Paranoia

Jake: What do we know? Jimmy "The Butcher" Figgis has a man in the FBI.
Sergeant Jeffords: And he tried to have Pimento killed.
Hitchcock: And I cut my other cheek.
Jake: How? I took the knife away from you.

Quote from the episode Hitchcock & Scully

Young Hitchcock: Gio Costa, you're under arrest.
Young Scully: You want that drink now, Hitchcock?
Young Hitchcock: Don't mind if I do, Scully. Don't mind if I do.

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