Jake Quotes Page 106 of 160

Searching Search quotes

Quote from the episode Undercover

Jake: Bureau. That's FBI lingo for FBI.

Quote from the episode Greg and Larry

Captain Holt: You've been played, Bob. It was all a ruse. You don't work with Jake Peralta for three years without knowing what the "Funky Cold Medina" is.
Jake: Aw, hell yeah. I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?"
Captain Holt: He said, "Funky Cold Medina".
Both: Funky Cold Medina.
Jake: Zero rehearsal.

Quote from the episode Halloween II

Jake: Fingers has grabbed the package. I didn't mean for that to sound so dirty.

Quote from the episode Defense Rests

Jake: Now they're destroying our technology. This is an invasion!

Quote from the episode Windbreaker City

Jake: It's a regular paintbath.
Charles: Like bubblebath.
Jake: No like bloodbath.

Quote from the episode Sabotage

Jake: Fine, you can see my bank records. But I always pay my power bill. Often late. One time in person with Canadian pennies.

Quote from the episode Old School

Jimmy Brogan: Well maybe you should learn to handle your brown.
Jake: Eww.

Quote from the episode Thanksgiving

Jake: Hey there, criminal. It's me, Johnny Law.

Quote from the episode Christmas

Jake: Okay, I see what you're doing. "Tushie".
Captain Holt: It's touche.
Jake: Well, I'm in charge and I say it's tushie.

Quote from the episode Christmas

Jake: Hey, when this is all over, we should take a train trip together. Just for fun.

Quote from the episode Christmas

Jake: A safe house watching safe house is a safe safe house house.

Quote from the episode The Ebony Falcon

Jake: Oww! My lucky face!

Quote from the episode Operation Broken Feather

Captain Holt: Brief me on the hotel robberies.
Jake: Helpful hint to the scientists that program you. Most humans say "Hello" at the beginning of a conversation.

Quote from the episode Full Boyle

Jake: All right, let's go over our disguises. I am Herbet Goffleman from San Diego. I came here to stand in the cold outside The Today Show holding a sign with a misspelled word on it.

Quote from the episode Full Boyle

Jake: Look, I'm sorry I threw your ring in that boiling pork water.
Charles: Yeah. Sorry I pepper sprayed you.
Jake: I'm sorry I pepper sprayed you. Burned like hell, right? Thank God for that soda.

Showing quotes 1,576 to 1,590 of 2,394Sort by  popularity | date added | episode

Submit Quotes