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Quote from the episode Bad Beat

Rosa: Ugh, how long have we been sitting? My butt's lost track of time.
Scully: Coming up on 32 hours.
Rosa: [sighs] I miss the little things. Showers. Feeling my feet. Standing.

Quote from the episode The Venue

Rosa: What do you mean? A horse is a perfect partner. Tough, scary, and they don't show you 30 pictures of their kid dressed as Wario for Halloween. I'm not talking about Nikolaj.
Charles: I literally just showed you those pictures five minutes ago.
Rosa: Really? I don't remember that.

Quote from the episode Two Turkeys

Rosa: I guess I'm only one doing this holiday right. Hitting the open road with my bike. No family, no friends, no dinner.
Sergeant Jeffords: That sounds really dark.
Rosa: Thank you.

Quote from the episode Return to Skyfire

Sergeant Jeffords: Fourth favorite?
Rosa: Three was plenty. So was zero.

Quote from the episode Return to Skyfire

Rosa: I can never get into any of this crap. I think the reason is because it's garbage.
Jake: Rosa, I think if you just gave it a chance, you would get hooked. I mean, what is it that you do in your free time that's so cool?
Rosa: Fix up old cars and sell them to celebrities. That's why I'm friends with Tom Hardy.
Jake: Right, so we agree that we're all equally cool.

Quote from the episode 99

Rosa: So, I didn't say anything about being bi, because I didn't think it was anybody's business. And I also didn't want anything to change.
Charles: I get it. I'm sorry I was so nosy.
Rosa: It actually felt really good to tell somebody on the squad, finally. I'm glad it was you.

Quote from the episode The Favor

Rosa: Who's this lady we're meeting?
Amy: The source, Florence Tinj. She ran the rules and regs department for 30 years. She wrote the forms. She has touched every life in this city.
Rosa: Not mine.
Amy: Yeah-huh. Haven't you ever filled out a mileage reimbursement form?
Rosa: No, dude, I make you do those for me.
Amy: Right, I'm so grateful to you for that.

Quote from the episode The Favor

Rosa: Look, the fact that these forms are broken is a good thing. It means there are many mistakes.
Amy: Mistakes we can exploit.
Rosa: That's right. This is every form SAPO has put out for 100 years. We have to read every single one and look for miniscule mistakes that will help us get that permit. So you ready for a kick-ass assignment?
Amy: Hell yeah.

Quote from the episode Safe House

Sergeant Jeffords: Diaz, the mission is yours.
Rosa: Great. I love strangers touching my head.
Sergeant Jeffords: Sorry, you don't have a choice.

Quote from the episode DFW

Rosa: What do you want?
Gina: To find you love.
Rosa: Ugh.
Gina: Come on! Check it out: Dannika, 34. The only female trader-
Rosa: Pass. Finance people are the worst.

Quote from the episode Gray Star Mutual

Rosa: Hey. Someone robbed a bodega on 4th Street. It's the fifth one this week.
Amy: It's so sad that someone's targeting bodegas. They're part of the fabric of New York.
Rosa: You shop at them a lot?
Amy: No. They overcharge for everything, and they sell rat poison right next to the bananas.
Rosa: Yeah, they're gross. I hope they never change.

Quote from the episode Bachelor/ette Party

Rosa: Okay, look, no matter how lame that dude's man purse is, Amy Santiago still had a one-night stand. To Amy!

Quote from the episode Bachelor/ette Party

Constantine: You thought you could distract me with a record deal? Please, I'm already represented, by my mom.
Rosa: God, you're a turd.

Quote from the episode Show Me Going

Amy: Oh, hey! What are you doing down here?
Rosa: Upstairs bathroom's broken I think Scully did it. He says he hasn't been in the women's bathroom, but who else would leave a whole rotisserie chicken in there?

Quote from the episode Show Me Going

Amy: Did you ask Gina to submit a work order?
Rosa: Yes, but she hasn't done it yet. She views doing her job as quote unquote optional.

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