Amy: Can I join you? Mac's never been asleep this long, and I don't know what to do with myself.
Rosa: Charles locked your kid in the room.
Amy: What?
Rosa: You made me say it. If I didn't, you would've stayed here and ruined this good thing I got going with Scully and his chips.

Captain Holt: So, uh, what did you find?
Rosa: Nothing yet, and if you want me to keep digging, we need to talk about my fee. I need cash. Most of my other work is pro bono.
Captain Holt: This is unofficial. I can't pay.
Rosa: Right, but there is something you can give me, something just as valuable as money. I want to see your tattoo.
Captain Holt: That's just as valuable?
Rosa: It is to Jake. He's offered a significant reward.
Captain Holt: Wow. It is so ridiculous how much weight you've all given to my silly tattoo, like it's some huge secret that I'll take to my grave.
Rosa: I notice you haven't said yes yet.
Captain Holt: 'Cause no one can ever know. Okay, fine. If you can prove how that mouse got into that burrito, I'll tell you what my tattoo is.
Rosa: I need a photo of it.
Captain Holt: You're a monster.

Captain Holt: Thank you for giving Peralta the doctored photo.
Rosa: My allegiances are to the highest bidder.
Captain Holt: And you'll never tell anyone what you saw?
Rosa: They wouldn't believe me if I did. I mean, come on, sir. It's a picture of...

Frank O'Sullivan: What's going on here?
Rosa: Uh, nothing.
Frank O'Sullivan: Nothing? I distinctly remember you saying we were moving on to shots. And yet you bring us more beers? You got to do a better job than that, Santiago.
Rosa: Right, right, I guess we'll just have to shoot these, then.
Frank O'Sullivan: Yes, we will!

Rosa: I'm so drunk. He's had beers, and he's not even slurring his words.
Amy: Well, I feel better. I had some floor pretzels. Let's switch places again.
Rosa: Yes, two of us can outdrink that son of a bitch.

Charles: See? Cheddar almost blew our cover. I told you not to mess with him.
Rosa: Charles, he smelled food and he wanted to eat it. He's a dog, not a super villain.
Charles: I don't know, he's really staring you down right now.
Rosa: Oh, yeah?
Charles: Yeah.
Rosa: Watch this. [stares at Cheddar] [Cheddar whines] Sucker.

Charles: Oh, no.
Kevin: Cheddar.
Charles: Oh, hi, Kevin. Found Cheddar.
Kevin: Oh, my God, Raymond is on a case.
Rosa: [to Cheddar] You sick son of a bitch.

Captain Holt: I went to a meeting and when I returned, my pie was gone. Which one of you took it?
Rosa: Calm down, there's no need to point fingers. At us. It was clearly Hitchcock and Scully.

Rosa: Okay, I lied.
Captain Holt: Thank you.
Rosa: Not about the pie. About my Thanksgiving. I'm not spending it alone. I'm spending it with my family. We're seeing the new "Minions" musical on Broadway. And I wasn't putting oil in my bike. I was picking up these matching T-shirts for my whole family. I missed my family a lot when I was in prison and we've gotten really close again. I was embarrassed about how pumped I am to see them.
The T-shirts were my idea.

Jake: Come on, Rosa. We can play-act with his mom for two minutes to get a lead.
Rosa: Fine. One false move, and I tase you in front of your mom.

Rosa: Anyway, we have to work a stream of B&E's on 4th Street. It's time for you to move on. It's what Jackson would've wanted.
Charles: Jason!
Rosa: Whatever, little buddy.

Rosa: That's weird. My dad's here. Hey, do you mind staying out here with me to talk to him?
Jake: Um, yes, of course. Whatever you need.
Rosa: [LAUGHS] Your face. No, man, you've done enough. Get out of here.
Jake: Oh, thank God. Good luck.

Rosa: Well, Lohank's a stubble monkey. I hate him and his face garbage.

Rosa: Since this seems important now, I want to be clear. This is Terry's thing, I've just been along for the ride.
Sergeant Jeffords: Rosa!
Captain Holt: Noted.