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Quote from the episode Operation Broken Feather

Bill: Name's Bill Voss, just got this thing in the mail, said I won a free Bahamas cruise!
Sergeant Jeffords: Congratulations, Bill! *Holds up police badge* You have six outstanding warrants for credit fraud!
Bill: Oh, man! Can't it wait 'til I get back from the Bahamas? I won a cruise!
Rosa: You're not very bright, are you, Bill?

Quote from the episode Halloween

Rosa: Can't tell you how many nuns I wanted to beat up in Catholic school. Ten.
Sergeant Jeffords: I didn't know you went to Catholic school.
Rosa: Good. You shouldn't know it.

Quote from the episode The Swedes

Rosa: Oh my God, I just figured out where the diamonds are. We thought the shipping container came in on October 11, 10/11. These dumb Europeans write their dates backwards. We should have been going for the one from 10 November.
Jake: Of course. Stupid rest of the world writing their dates all dumb.

Quote from the episode Crime & Punishment

Captain Holt: Diaz, I know you're scared, but things are starting to turn around. We're on the money trail, and we just found a new lead.
Rosa: With all due respect, sir, both you and I know that none of that is gonna pan out. And you said yourself I should take action. So I am, in Argentina, surrounded by scorpions. Or not surrounded by scorpions. I'll find out when I get there.

Quote from the episode Bureau

Captain Holt: Good news. The doctors say Whelan's not gonna die.
Rosa: Thank God. I just hope he's in a lot of pain.

Quote from the episode Crime & Punishment

Captain Holt: Look. I know you're innocent, but fleeing the country is a crime. I could arrest you right here.
Rosa: Do it then. I didn't think so. The mortgage is paid off. You can give the place to whoever you want. I don't care. Actually, I do care. Don't give it to Hitchcock.

Quote from the episode The Mattress

Sergeant Jeffords: It feels like you're being a little harsh.
Rosa: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh. I'll turn it up.

Quote from the episode New Captain

Rosa: So, what is this? Casual, serious? I need to know how to make fun of you.

Quote from the episode The Honeypot

Charles: This is cruel.
Amy: Munkensmat isn't cruel. It's freeing. When you cling to these things, you cling to the past, and you don't leave room for new experiences.
Rosa: Okay, what one thing should I keep? Hatchet or Blu-ray of "The Intern"?
Amy: You can always watch "The Intern" online.
Rosa: Not the extras. There's a virtual tour of Jules's kitchen. Monster.

Quote from the episode Adrian Pimento

Rosa: Oh, my God, this guy's got a pancake butt. It's not Pimento. Get out of there, Jake!

Quote from the episode Ticking Clocks

Rosa: Whoa, what happened? You know what, forget it. I'll just read Amy's notes.

Quote from the episode The Tattler

Rosa: I do feel pretty good. Couscous is dope. She's funny.
Charles: Couscous is a she! I knew it!
Rosa: Did you?
Charles: No, and I still don't know. There's equal chance you called them "she" to throw me off.
Rosa: You get me, Boyle.

Quote from the episode The Overmining

Rosa: NYPD, get down on the comfortable matted floor.
Charles: Put your magical hands where we can see them.
Rosa: You're under arrest for ruining something perfect.
Charles: And money laundering.
Rosa: Yes, money laundering, whatever.

Quote from the episode The Honeypot

Rosa: The problem is, Commissioner Kelly is never gonna reopen the first floor. We should just fire some of the uniforms. But not you. Uh, we couldn't survive without you, Greg, and also Greg?
James: James and Michael.

Quote from the episode Bureau

Rosa: I can disable the security DVRs, but I need some way of getting to a station unnoticed.
Captain Holt: I have an idea on how to smuggle you in, but it'll be a tight fit.
Rosa: I'm flexible. I do a lot of yoga.
Jake: You do yoga?
Rosa: Helps keep me centered. If you ask me about it again, I'll hunt you down and rip your face off.
Jake: Okay. Great. Good plan. I won't ask you about it again.

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