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Quote from the episode New Captain

Rosa: So, what is this? Casual, serious? I need to know how to make fun of you.

Quote from the episode Maximum Security

Rosa: Adrian Pimento was very special for me. And now he's gone. And I'm starting to realize there's nothing I can do to bring him back. I guess life is gonna suck for a while.

Quote from the episode Mr. Santiago

Rosa: [impersonating Holt eating a marshmallow] The sugar in this is quite sweet.

Quote from the episode The Funeral

Rosa: Dude, you can't go through life trying not to get hurt.
You should try to be happy.
Charles: So you think I should look for someone I can have emotional intercourse with?
Rosa: I wish you hadn't said it like that, but yeah.

Quote from the episode Paranoia

Amy: And secondly, it's a drinking game. Get a question wrong, do a shot. Oh, and the questions? They're all about Rosa.
Charles: But none of us know anything about Rosa.
Rosa: Everyone's about to get real hammered.

Quote from the episode The Oolong Slayer

Rosa: Oh, my God. You friended the vulture?
Amy: Well, he's not telling us anything, so it was the only way to figure out what he likes.
Rosa: Maybe this will help. He just said his favorite color is underboob.

Quote from the episode The Oolong Slayer

Rosa: Your hard work just paid off.
Amy: The vulture is in a band? "Fantastic Jack and the Junkyard Rats."
Rosa: Just when I thought he couldn't be any more the worst, he out the worsts himself.

Quote from the episode The Jimmy Jab Games II

Rosa: Well, you're forgetting about me. I'm also your competition.
Captain Holt: Yes, but you don't normally care about games like these.
Rosa: Well, I do care about this game. And you're gonna lose because my brains aren't made of hay. My brains are made of brains.
Captain Holt: Oh, ho. The perfect retort.

Quote from the episode The Mattress

Sergeant Jeffords: It feels like you're being a little harsh.
Rosa: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh. I'll turn it up.

Quote from the episode The Swedes

Rosa: You're what sneezes are!

Quote from the episode Bureau

Rosa: I can disable the security DVRs, but I need some way of getting to a station unnoticed.
Captain Holt: I have an idea on how to smuggle you in, but it'll be a tight fit.
Rosa: I'm flexible. I do a lot of yoga.
Jake: You do yoga?
Rosa: Helps keep me centered. If you ask me about it again, I'll hunt you down and rip your face off.
Jake: Okay. Great. Good plan. I won't ask you about it again.

Quote from the episode House Mouses

Amy: Wait, you didn't sign up last year, either. Or the year before. Are you afraid of needles?
Rosa: I don't like being stabbed by someone so they can steal my blood. I'm crazy.

Quote from the episode Bad Beat

Rosa: Seriously, you guys should stand up once in a while. You know, for your hearts.

Quote from the episode Karen Peralta

Rosa: Look, man, no one's ever gonna see that footage. The case was cut and dry. It's not like I'm dying to tell anyone I saw your-
Charles: Bennie and the Jets.
Rosa: Sure. Whatever.

Quote from the episode The Last Ride

Rosa: Congratulations on getting the record.
Sergeant Jeffords: What are you talking about? I came up short. Hitchcock beat me. What are all these?
Rosa: B&E I worked last year. You noticed a clue I missed. Arson I solved last summer. You gave me advice on how to break the guy in interrogation. Blackmail from '09. You said the nanny did it, and guess what, the nanny did it.
Sergeant Jeffords: I don't understand.
Rosa: You didn't just work your own cases. You helped me and Jake and Charles and Amy. There are hundreds of cases that wouldn't have been solved without you. You add all that up, that's a record nobody's ever gonna touch. Congratulations, Mr. Nine-Nine.
Sergeant Jeffords: Thanks, Diaz.

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