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Quote from the episode The Last Day (Part 2)

Captain Holt: You want to know if it's real? Open your gift and find out.
Sergeant Jeffords: A bag of fish?
Captain Holt: What? No. It's supposed to be your captain's bars.
Jake: The fish are my present to Scully. They're the kind that eat the dead skin off your feet.
Scully: Ooh, they're gonna have a feast tonight.

Quote from the episode The Last Day (Part 2)

Hitchcock: I missed you, bud.
Scully: I missed you too. [they hug]
Hitchcock: [sniffs] Mmm. You got wing sauce on your collar.
Scully: I left it there for you.

Quote from the episode Unsolvable

Charles: Since when are you two in to being such good detectives?
Scully: Since it came to secret bathrooms.

Quote from the episode Greg and Larry

Jake: Smart. This is a good hiding space. Scully, why are you lying down?
Scully: 'Cause there was a bed here.
Jake: You took your shoes off!

Quote from the episode Halloween IV

Sergeant Jeffords: Look, I wasn't hiding. I was doing my work. Hitchcock and Scully were with me.
Jake: Were they, or perhaps were they distracted by your brilliant pizza ruse?
Scully: Totally distracted. I ate two whole pies. Folded 'em up like tacos.

Quote from the episode Cinco De Mayo

Jake: Now, before we go any further, we should probably choose an item to steal. Does anyone have anything valuable on them? Maybe some jewelry?
Scully: I have a medical alert bracelet that tells people my name and address, in case I have a brain collapse.
Jake: Perfect, this year's champion will be whoever's in possession of Scully's very upsetting bracelet at midnight tonight.

Quote from the episode Two Turkeys

Scully: What do you have in the pastry box, sir? Brownies?
Hitchcock: No, you hold brownies from the side. He's holding it from the bottom.
Scully: True. Maybe it s a cheesecake.
Hitchcock: But there's no condensation on the box. It's room temperature.
Scully: Look at the finger spread, tensing in the shoulders. He's supporting something dense.
Scully and Hitchcock: It's a pie.
Captain Holt: It is a pie.

Quote from the episode House Mouses

Jake: Look what I found.
Scully: French fries?
Jake: What? No, it's Hitchcock. Where would I have found French fries in a weed farm?
Scully: Oh, man, look at him. This is bad. He hates standing up.

Quote from the episode Adrian Pimento

Sergeant Jeffords: "Mop-Bucket," Scully?
Scully: It was a educated guess.

Quote from the episode The Big House Pt. 2

Scully: Whoo-hoo! That was also not about the jumble. We're all excited about the same thing.

Quote from the episode Kicks

Hitchcock: Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life, desk brother.
Jake: I don't think so. This is just temporary.
Hitchcock: That's what I said.
Scully: Join us, Jake. You know you want to.
Both: We're going to Wingsluts.

Quote from the episode Bad Beat

Hitchcock: Honey, you don't have the ass for it.
Rosa: Let's talk terms.
Hitchcock: Both cheeks on the cushion at all times.
Rosa: Obviously. Bathroom breaks?
Scully: Two and a half minutes every three hours.
Rosa: But you gotta roll the chair fully into the stall.
Hitchcock: Obviously.
Rosa: Okay. Let's do this.
Scully: Welcome to the Buttlympics.

Quote from the episode Bad Beat

Rosa: Nine hours and 55 minutes.
Hitchcock: Is it? I feel like I just sat down.
Scully: I have no feeling down there whatsoever. [stabs a pencil into his thigh] I haven't in years.

Quote from the episode Return to Skyfire

Scully: Your husband didn't really call. I wasn't sure what gay guys talk about on the phone. How'd I do?

Quote from the episode Return to Skyfire

Jake: Wait, let me ask you a question. Are you a better cop now than when you started?
Scully: Nope.
Jake: Wasn't talking to you.

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