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Quote from the episode Cop-Con

Scully: I'm, hi. Uh, Norm. Uh, who are you?
Cindy Shatz: Shatz. Uh, Cindy Shatz.
Amy: Scully, shake her hand.
Scully: Oh, uh, here I go. Meet to please you, Shatz.
Cindy Shatz: Your hands are so clammy.
Scully: I ate a bunch of clams earlier and they still smell.
Gina: No, that's not what she meant.
Cindy Shatz: No, it was. Anyway, it was so nice to meet you.
Scully: Why?

Quote from the episode The Fugitive (Part 2)

Charles: Hey, guys. Guess what. To thank you for being such good friends, I picked up a big old basket of muffins. Follow me. Come on! I got all kinds of muffins! Blueberry muffins, poppy seed muffins, banana nut muffins, chocolate chip - Ooh, wait, there are no muffins.
Amy: What's happening now?
Charles: How's it feel being lied to, Huh?
Gina: I mean, I'm okay. I wasn't really that invested in the muffins.
Scully: I was.

Quote from the episode The Fugitive (Part 1)

Captain Holt: What are you trying to tell us? Is this some kind of a clue?
Woman: (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Rosa: Draw better. We have no idea what this is.
Scully: I think it's a cookie.
Hitchcock: No. It's a pizza.
Both: (GASP) It's a cookie pizza!
Scully: Another case solved.

Quote from the episode Monster in the Closet

Rosa: Anyway, we can't let all this go to waste. Everybody, clear these chairs out of here, and let's get this party started.
Hitchcock: No, not the chairs!
Scully: Don't touch the chairs, you monsters!

Quote from the episode The Night Shift

Scully: Type 3 and type 9 and 12 and 13, those are all the diabeteses I have.

Quote from the episode The Night Shift

Scully: I don't have any enamel on my teeth, so the cold air is excruciating.
Sergeant Jeffords: Maybe if you brushed your teeth once in a while, this wouldn't be a problem.
Scully: I do brush my teeth. They're decaying from acid reflux. You're embarrassing yourself.

Quote from the episode The Negotiation

Dennis Cole: Nice try, Judy.
Scully: Hi, there.
Rosa: Nice work, Dennis, you just caught a man having a medical emergency.
Dennis Cole: Why was there a sheet over his head?
EMT: Couldn't find his pulse.
Scully: Yeah, it's super weak.

Quote from the episode The Negotiation

Dennis Cole: Why are we sending him in? One of my men should do it.
Rosa: It would take two of your people three trips each to hold this much food. My guy's a pro.
Scully: I've been carrying takeout since before you were born, son.

Quote from the episode Return to Skyfire

Scully: Captain Holt? Your husband's on the phone. He wants to know how long you're going to kiss for tonight?

Quote from the episode Bureau

Hitchcock: How dare you, sir? Do you really think we would leak information on purpose?
Gina: No. We think you're dum-dums and you did it by accident.
Hitchcock: Oh. Well, that's very possible.
Scully: Yeah, I could see that.

Quote from the episode The Road Trip

Scully: Hey, Boyle. I smell burning. Is Hitchcock roasting corn on the radiator again?
Charles: No. What you smell is the burning wreckage of my relationship with Holt.
Scully: So there's no corn on the cob?

Quote from the episode Paranoia

Scully: Yeah, Sarge. If Jake wants to pay for us to have a fun night out, let's not stop him.
Jake: I'm not paying for it. We're splitting it.
Scully: Well, then, I'm with Terry. This wedding's a sham.

Quote from the episode Paranoia

Scully: Hey, Jakey, if you're asking the waiter questions, find out when the mashed potatoes are coming.
Sergeant Jeffords: He's not a real waiter, man!

Quote from the episode HalloVeen

Hitchcock: Hey, Captain, something's going on with this heist. You tell us everything you know, and we'll tell you everything we know.
Captain Holt: I'd rather not.
Scully: [CHUCKLES] Jokes on you, we don't know anything.
Captain Holt: Well, good day then.

Quote from the episode Captain Peralta

Jake: Sorry, Scully, we only had two uniforms.
Scully: It's okay. For some reason, all the fries and gravy, and cheese upset my tummy.

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