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Quote from the episode Cop-Con

Scully: Guys, I was just talking to that amazing woman and I blacked out. Did I get her number?
Gina: No, you chunked it.
Scully: Ugh, of course I did. I'm not Hitchcock when it comes to the ladies.
Amy: You don't wanna be.
Scully: Oh, he's fearless. I once saw him ask out a breastfeeding mother.

Quote from the episode Cop-Con

Scully: She's here. She's here. Cindy Shatz is here. What do I do? My face is so wet and my mouth is so dry.
Amy: Okay, calm down. Remember, be direct. Women don't like to play a lot of games.
Gina: I think we gotta start simpler. Okay, Scully, smile at her, don't fart.
Amy: He knows not to- oh, you're writing that down.

Quote from the episode Cop-Con

Scully: This is good stuff. What else you got?
Gina: Don't talk about your foot fungus. Don't talk about your eye fungus. Let's just say "fungus" is off the table.
Amy: Oh, no, see you just wrote the word "fungus" down and I feel like we're barreling towards a misunderstanding.
Gina: Draw a circle around it and then put a line through it. There you go.
Amy: Believe in yourself. Be confident. You're a sweet guy with a big heart.
Scully: It's the size of a giraffe's. Pushes on my other organs.
Gina: Okay, you got this. Don't talk about the giraffe heart.

Quote from the episode Cop-Con

Amy: Wait, what if we could give Scully our personalities?
Gina: [gasps] He would love that.
Amy: We could talk to him through an earpiece and tell him what to say.
Scully: Okay, but can we attach a string to it? Last time I wore an earpiece, it fell in.

Quote from the episode Your Honor

Scully: Oh, emergency, Hitchcock! They're stealing Brown Betty.
Hitchcock: Freeze! Get your hands off the couch.
Sergeant Jeffords: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down. We're getting a new one. We finally got some money to spruce up the break room.
Scully: What? The break room's perfect the way it is. It's so comfortable and relaxed. I can put my butt or feet on any surface in there.

Quote from the episode The Slaughterhouse

Charles: So a guy got stabbed at 3rd and Union. You know what that means. I got 3rd Street bagels!
Hitchcock: Wow, it's so nice and surprising when somebody thinks of others. Scully.
Scully: I was thinking of you. I was thinking about how stupid your face is.
Hitchcock: That's it! I'm licking all these bagels. You get none!
Scully: Oh, you think your spit's gonna stop me? Brother, you don't know me at all.

Quote from the episode The Slaughterhouse

Charles: All right, I need you guys to assemble this jigsaw puzzle for a case I'm working on.
Hitchcock: Why do we have to do it together?
Scully: Yeah.
Sergeant Jeffords: Uh ... 'cause?
Scully: Can't argue with that.

Quote from the episode Hitchcock & Scully

Jake: You guys had badass entrance lines and people cheered? What happened? Where'd it all go wrong?
Scully: Some things aren't for us to know.

Quote from the episode Hitchcock & Scully

Captain Holt: So I spoke to Internal Affairs, and since Hitchcock and Scully did steal that money, even though it was to help someone, there have to be consequences.
Hitchcock and Scully: Desk duty, desk duty, desk duty-
Captain Holt: One year of desk duty.
Hitchcock and Scully: Yeah!
Scully: Oh, I mean, oh, no.

Quote from the episode The Honeypot

Scully: My turn. It's between my seizure medication and this fidget spinner. I think I made the right call. Uh-oh. I forgot that it lit up. I've made a terrible mistake.

Quote from the episode The Golden Child

Charles: Great. You both have given me something totally different. I've got a lot to think about. Thank you. Next!
Scully: What up, dawgs? Norm Scully, reading for Maxwell Blaze.

Quote from the episode The Therapist

Scully: Hey, I just saw this. I think you have my book.
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh, really? Told ya!
Amy: But you're not even married, Scully.
Scully: I'm in a committed relationship, and Cindy Shatz says I'm a selfish lover.
Amy: All right, well, what about the protein powder?
Scully: I'm trying to get ripped. I drink, like, six shakes a day, but nothing's happening.
Amy: Do you also exercise?
Scully: What? You're supposed to exercise? You know what, keep the powder. I'll drink normal milkshakes.

Quote from the episode The Therapist

Sergeant Jeffords: And you thought that was my book. [laughs] Shame on you, Amy. Shame on you.
[later, in the bathroom stalls:]
Sergeant Jeffords: You got the book? You should know, things are good with Sharon. I just want to make sure we're as happy in our relationship as we can be.
Scully: That's nice, Sarge.
Sergeant Jeffords: Sorry you had to embarrass yourself.
Scully: Not a big deal. I guess I just don't care what other people think of me.
Sergeant Jeffords: That's actually pretty inspiring. I wish I was more like that.
Scully: Yeah. Now, if you'll excuse me.
[Scully steps back into the stall and unbuttons his trousers]
Sergeant Jeffords: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey! You're not going to wait for me to leave?
Scully: Like I said, I just don't care.

Quote from the episode Casecation

Jake: Anyway, he's in a coma now, and Captain Holt thinks if I'm here when he wakes up, I can get him to talk.
Amy: So what'd you call me for?
Jake: Because I need a partner.
Amy: What about them?
Hitchcock: Oh, we're not here for work. I brought Scully in because he needs some medical tests.
Scully: Yeah, I'm here all the time. I'm kind of the mayor of this place. Cheryl, baby, you got a fresh bag for me?
Cheryl: Saving you the biggest one, Scully.
Scully: You're too good to me. Anyway, I'll see you guys around. Dan, Dan, the enema man.
Jake: Well, I guess it's kind of nice to see Scully in his element.
Scully: Whoo!

Quote from the episode The Bimbo

Amy: Well, that doesn't sound better than crepes.
Scully: It is. Terry wins. We know. We were at both lunches.
Rosa: How? They were simultaneous and two miles apart.
Scully: It was free food. Life finds a way.

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