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Quote from the episode The Funeral

Sergeant Jeffords: Can I be honest? Precinct's not the same without you. The Vulture's the worst. My mango yogurt-
Captain Holt: Yes, you already mentioned the yogurt.
Sergeant Jeffords: 'Cause it's important!

Quote from the episode Mr. Santiago

Charles: Relax. It's not the first turkey I've killed in a friend's bathtub.
Sergeant Jeffords: It isn't?

Quote from the episode Kicks

Rosa: So, what should I do?
Amy: Maybe don't jump to conclusions.
Sergeant Jeffords: No! Interrogate him! Follow the flan, Rosa. Follow the flan.
Rosa: Right. Follow the flan.

Quote from the episode Bachelor/ette Party

Sergeant Jeffords: I'm hungry!
Charles: Oh, you're in luck; the fanny pack is filled with granola.
Jake: Mmm! Loose granola.
Sergeant Jeffords: I don't want fanny granola! I want steaks and whiskey!

Quote from the episode Valloweaster

Sergeant Jeffords: Mmm, got a pedicure, made a smoothie 'cause Terry loves smoothies. Retiring early was the best decision I have ever made.
Jake: Well, you're missing out. People are saying this is the most fun heist we've ever done.
Sergeant Jeffords: Looks like Holt keeps trying to put his whole hand in Cheddar's mouth while Rosa Googles, "how to make a dog vomit."
Jake: Yeah. Like I said, we're having a blast.
Sergeant Jeffords: [giggles]

Quote from the episode Monster in the Closet

Sergeant Jeffords: This is just 18 shots of espresso. It got me through the first three months of having twins, but I imagine it'll sober you up too.

Quote from the episode The Oolong Slayer

Sergeant Jeffords: I'm Terry Jeffords, and when I put my mind to something, I do it. My resting heart rate is six. Six!

Quote from the episode Bureau

Gina: I know who your leak is. What? I looked up the reporter who published the crime numbers, and I noticed you two follow each other online.
Sergeant Jeffords: He followed me, and you know I'm a proud member of team follow-back.

Quote from the episode Coral Palms Pt. 2

Amy: I can't believe they all let C.J. and Gina just buy them off. But we don't need them, 'cause we've got you, and you're a sergeant. Did you sign the letter yet?
Sergeant Jeffords: Um ... I-
Amy: What did he give you?
Sergeant Jeffords: He gave me the ability to continue to serve this community unencumbered by unnecessary oversight. Now, I really have to-
Amy: What did he give you?
Sergeant Jeffords: He gave me a yogurt fridge, all right? I asked for a yogurt fridge, and I got one, right next to my desk! I'm only a man.

Quote from the episode Hostage Situation

Sergeant Jeffords: Amy, you are ready to be teaching others.
I made a call. You're going to be a mentor.
Amy: Oh my God. Sergeant, I'm so sorry for ever questioning your integrity. Thank you so much-
Sergeant Jeffords: No, no, no, stand back. Look, I'm still very scared of you.

Quote from the episode The Mattress

Sergeant Jeffords: Can't you just let him off with a warning? Sometimes, being as tough as possible doesn't lead to the best outcome.
Rosa: This isn't Cagney calling Lacey a poopy-head. I'm not just gonna give him a time-out.
Sergeant Jeffords: Time-out? Are you kidding? "Poopy-head" means no "Doc McStuffins" for a week! Terry hates bathroom talk.

Quote from the episode House Mouses

Sergeant Jeffords: I swear, if they mess up this case, Jake, it's on you.
Jake: They're detectives. They've been on the force for 500 years. They know what they're doing.
Sergeant Jeffords: The only item on Scully's calendar for the entire year is "eat peanut butter."
Jake: Yeah, we got to find them.

Quote from the episode The Fugitive (Part 2)

Sergeant Jeffords: Terry hates hospitals. They reek of death.
Old Lady: Ahem.
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh, not you, ma'am. You reek of life.

Quote from the episode Maximum Security

Sergeant Jeffords: Well, since you're not in prison, you can help us. We're gonna throw a fake funeral to draw out our FBI guy.
Rosa: Good plan. I always thought it would be funny to kill somebody at a funeral [laughs]
Sergeant Jeffords: Also, you're gonna have to play the grieving fiancée.
Rosa: What?
Sergeant Jeffords: So you may not be sad, but you're gonna need to look it.
Rosa: Fine. Boo hoo.
Sergeant Jeffords: Maybe we'll get you a real thick veil or something.

Quote from the episode Yippie Kayak

Sergeant Jeffords: You think people will believe he threw himself in the garbage?

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